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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· 13d

quote this with what you're wearing to bluesky's funeral

a woman who is just wearing a gigantic black bow. the tails are like pant legs, and her arms are hidden behind the bow loops.

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jul 11

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jul 3

legendary finds at the thrift today (yes I did buy both)

black t shirt with a meme/shitpost of a poorly rendered cat that says i eat cement with bags of cement and an old apothecary bottle that says S.P. CHLOROF. ??????????

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jul 3

all around the country, coast to coast. people always say what do you like most? i dont wanna brag, i dont wanna boast. i always tell em: i like toast ♡

outside on a back deck, a purple gymnastics mat with two slices of white bread toast on a paper towel. also visible are a big dog's paws.

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 21

my amazon came today :)

angus thongs & full frontal snogging, a book by Louise rennison, ft some of the tchotchkes in my 70s kitchen

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 18

UM THANK YOU SOOO MUCH THIS WAS THE SWEETEST SURPRISE AND MADE ME SOOOO HAPPY!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 (sorry it took me a month to post but thank u sooooooooo much for your generosity and kindness!!!) 🥰

my doc martens!!!!!
can't believe this is my first pair... this feels organic, feels natural. I have worn them pretty much every day since they arrived.

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 17

the ring was the first scary movie i ever watched. i was 13 years old, became obsessed with it, and made it my entire personality 🖤

daveigh chase as iconic samara morgan in the ring

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 10

one step ahead of you

a vintage photo of a fondue set with a pot and 4 smaller bowls. three wine classes and 3 fondue sticks are next to the set.

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 4

it means you are bi and i give you a gold star :)

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 4

(celebratory) 💖🏳️‍🌈

senor chang (ken jeong) in the tv show community seated at a desk yelling heh.. GAYYYYY!

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 4

hell yea brother

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 3

the two spidermans pointing at each other meme, one says greg and one says los

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Jun 3

not to be hyperbolic but when i tell you i would die for this man

mark wahlberg (no relation to the other one), the host of the extremely trashy and probably unethical reality dating show Temptation Island, who gives the most thoughtful and emotionally intelligent support to the people who are crazy enough to be on the show, it is downright shocking that he is not a trained psychologist and he is an absolute gem

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· May 14

quote from The Eric Andre Show saying "why would you say something so controversial yet so (brave)" but brave is scribbled out and "true" is written on top

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· May 7

history doesn't repeat but it does rhyme 🥲

2020-era meme, picture of a corona beer that says "HEALTH WARNING coronavirus" on the top text and "Do Not Drink" on the bottom

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· May 6

does anyone wanna send me $100 for doc martens from poshmark simply bcuz i’m cute and it’s my birthday this month 😘 ko-fi.com/snappleroan

snapchat selfie with a dumb kitty cat filter on and shoulder length blue/turquoise hair

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· May 1

WHATS GRACKLE-ACKIN

a black bird with blue iridescence thats called a grackle with the pixely meme sunglasses badly placed in MS paint over its eyes

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 30

oops! all dilly

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 23

oh btw its taurus season that means you can buy me a birthday present :)

an illustration of the word "taurus" with each letter in its own separate coloured flower vase. each vase has a flower that matches the colour of the vase. the background is bright green and there is a hot pink border. it says "greetings to the maker" along the bottom

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 23

they did do a collab with justin bieber a few years ago but his new flavours were kinda good 😋 (timbits are canadian donut holes, so they called them timbiebs for bieber)

on the left, a photo of justin bieber in the timbiebs tim horton's campaign. he's wearing a plain grey crew neck sweatshirt, holding a "timbiebs" branded box of timbits, and holding a timbit over one eye like a monocle (or illuminati one eyed imagery, you decide)
on the right, a close up of a box of timbiebs with three timbits set next to it

bieber's timbit flavours:
choolate white fudge
sour cream chocolate chip
birthday cake waffle

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 23

truly a question for the ages!! we do not know!

the new tim horton's thing which is "Ryan's Signature Donut", a maple butter glazed option that i guess is ryan reynolds' favourite or some shit. no one cares!!!!

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 21

"livin the dream, buddy!"

the ten of swords of the rider-waite tarot deck, which pictures a person laying on the ground, impaled by 10 swords

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 21

can i come over and look at u like this

a tabby cat laying down with her chin up doing an eyes closed slow blink face which, when cats do this, means they love you :)

muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁@snappleroan· Apr 16

i wanna make one of these for my cubicle at work that says some dumb office thing on it like "per my last email" or "out of office" or "i hope this email doesn't find you" what do you think? any ideas??? (edginess is permitted but nothing too crazy)