This little 2-day old lamb from next door has been abandoned by his mum after he accidentally rolled away down a hill. I'm sure he just called me 'daddy'.
Relax, it's just another Trump deal that ends up as a bankruptcy. This one's gonna be quite big tho'.
That's gotta be fake. You gotta tell me that's fake, ok. Now. Right now! Tell me that's fake right now!!
It's kinda funny that Epstein's prisoner number contains an 8, a 6, a 4 and a 7. Because seashells.
I feel your pain. We had to do the same, unexpectedly, on Easter Saturday for George. 💔
BREAKING: Trump now more confident than ever anti-transition ballroom is both essential and a good idea.
Dogs are quite simply the best people. George was the best of the best. I will miss you deeply every single day for the rest of my life, for no day will ever be complete without you. But some day we will walk together again, my beautiful boy. 💔
Who's next after Iran? He's not going to stop. He wants to see how far he can go and he's daring anyone to challenge him. We're living in the age of cowards and psychopaths.
Pam here is actually delighted to have been fired because now she can be locked up and therefore finally get some sleep.
If you don't have a problem, create a problem you can't solve. Then, you will have a problem.
So much winning it's making me sick. Iran strikes the Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, probably with intel from Russia.
Air travel in New Zealand descends into chaos as wait times rise above 30 seconds.
I think he's realizing the Dow dropped back BELOW $50,000. In a related story, here's 'Traitor's Gate' at the Tower of London.
That look you have when your past catches up to you real quick, like… He's been released, dammit! Photo credit: Phil Noble/Reuters
I just thought I’d mention that this is ‘Traitor’s Gate’ at the Tower of London. I don’t know why I thought of that. Justice awaits…
There's no getting away from those pesky Epstein files. You bet there ain't, Fatso!
Today G went for a stroll in the grounds of Camp Bryan and contemplated how great life is gonna be when she gets her pardon. Let's fuck that up for her. #EpsteinFiles
The look you have when you realize half the photos you took compromise no-one but yourself.
"I could rape a 9-year-old on Epstein Island and I wouldn't lose any sleep over it."
Maxwell trying to explain away 1 million mentions of Trump in the files is gonna be fun to watch.