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sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· 13d

started pulling spines randomly until I landed on some fun ones. sorry y’all. I might be doing this multiple times … nuts to the squirrels! 🐿️

In the style of a polaroid picture - four films from the Criterion Closet with cover art arranged top left: Cluny Brown (Jennifer Jones holding a wrench), top right: Flesh For Frankenstein (small abstract images from film obscured), bottom left: Jean Cocteau’s Orpheus (Jean Marais’s troubled face holding a hand up), bottom right: Stromboli (Ingrid Bergman with a signature enigmatic stare). below is a fake criterion signature: @sneakdoorbeta

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jun 21

my friend got it out with a net like he had guts of steel. that thing looked like it was ready to flip out of the net and curl around his neck. I know the snake was probably scared too. but so were we. he let it go in the woods.

Wide shot of the snake in the pool as it approaches a net in front of a pool light. My friend holds the net and you can see vulnerable bare feet, legs and hands, waiting to be bit. or not. snakes are peaceful, protect them or whatever.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jun 21

here’s a picture of this scary dude. must have dropped from a tree or something. this fucker swam around so fast and angry too.

a snake hiding under a blue inner tube in a pool at night. medium close range shot. obscured by some shadows and pool reflections

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· May 9

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Cropped scan of an Official Nintendo Magazine scan. Full scan at link. Image shows a red polygonal Arwing. Text caption says: Starfox - It might just have been a tech demo but when the Virtual Boy was first announced Nintendo showed an Arwing-like vehicle spinning around in full 3D.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· May 5

Acolyte was better than Andor season 2. Canceling it was a crime.

Amandla Stenberg is in a Star Wars setting (I don’t know, I’m so sorry some kind of spaceship). The subtitle says: See you in hell, Jedi.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Apr 25

he seems resigned to the fact like people who used to love Weezer’s blue album

Jon Hamm in the Criterion Closet. He’s wearing a dress shirt casually unbuttoned and a blazer with a pocket square. He’s holding a Blu ray of the film Bottle Rocket. The caption says: but they made a great movie and he has a great career because of it.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Apr 23

Bob Odenkirk in a brown jacket and tan sunglasses with his hands clasped, seated in a diner. The caption says: When the temperature drops, the ice cream machines freeze up.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Apr 10

Close up Screen of Keanu Reeves kissing Dina Meyer from Johnny Mnemonic. The shot is close captioned: J-BONE CLEARS THROAT

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Mar 6

we love the girl taking this picture

My siamese/ragdoll cat named Roxy draped across my arms. She’s white with grey and tan coloring above the eyes. I have a rainbow tattoo visible on my bicep, middle aged-dude with crow’s feet, fluffy brown hair (pushed back - I USED to be a piece of shit), wearing a black t-shirt, sitting on a couch, smiling, facing the camera.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Mar 4

Twin Peaks small person in red room rubbing his hands together, saying: That gum monster you like is going to come back in style.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Feb 2

passed out watching kung fu

My ragdoll / snowshoe cat passed out with a black tv remote snuggled in between her paws. For comparison, she is one of the cuter cats science had been able to identify.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jan 25

Fassbender’s World on a Wire and the TV miniseries (almost a movie!) Wild Palms come to mind. kathryn Bigelow directed an episode and Robert Loggia plays an evil politician who tries to get the world hooked on his satanic VR tech. Bruce Wagner and William Gibson were involved too.

Abstract art deco movie poster of concentric circles with person in a business suit running in the middling. Text for the film WORLD ON A WIRE featured on the bottom.

A woman’s bare back exposed to show a giant colored palm tree tattoo. She has short burnette hair. The words for the tv miniseries WILD PALMS are displayed prominently.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Aug 11

Post a bad woman you love.

Asami Yamazaki, the main character in the Japanese film Audition, wearing black gloves and grinning ear to ear. The image is closely cropped to hide the spoiler related activities she's engaged in.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jul 20

I missed Fremont the year it came out but I finally caught it and it was warm, sad, and funny. a little ironically stilted in that early jarmusch way but entirely forgivable given the sincerity of its story and lead performance. about an afghan translator in the u.s. on a visa. loved it.

poster for the film Fremont. a young afghan woman, played by Anaita Wall Zada, lies in bed with her eyes open and a complex stare on her face. the name of the film is above her head: FREMONT

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jul 19

I honestly loved Jessica Hausner's film CLUB ZERO, even though it got generally terrible reviews. I hear she's done cool things in the past. is there a movie people like best by her?

poster for the film Club Zero with Mia Wasikowska seated with her hands clasped across her lap, wearing a purple lap. she is surrounded by seven young students wearing yellow polo shirts (school uniforms), symmetrically framed like a Wes Anderson poster. there is a symbol near the bottom of the poster that says "festival de cannes competition" above the film's title CLUB ZERO

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jul 19

This is where I post from

I'm leaning over a glowing pink orb that's as large as my torso with my hands extended over it. I have a blue and white baseball tee and I'm seated in a room with magenta fur on all the walls.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jul 4

our kitten is such a classy little man. just look at the guy.

a grey striped tabby kitten sits on a wooden computer desk with a felt rose in its mouth facing the camera. the rose is pink. the kitten's eyes are downcast and reverant. his name is Dignan and he is is my friend.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· May 10

without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?

a bottle of naproxen, easy cheeze whiz, smooth marlboro cigarettes and a blue matches displayed next to each other on kitchen counter

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Mar 21

here's the embarassment, btw

a screengrab of an insta story featuring three giraffes on a basketball court. they are standing upright on two legs, wearing sneakers, shorts and tanks while one giraffe shoots a basketball into a hoop. a crowd cheers them on in the bg. a swaure button in the center of the frame says "Imagine Try It"

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Mar 16

Two film frames stacked on top of each other from CITY LIGHTS. in the first, Charlie Chaplin, as the tramp, holds a flower in his mouth and stares with trepidation at Virginia Cherrill, the blind flower girl. In the second frame, Virgnia Cherrill's reaction shot is shown - her hands clasped and her eyes filled with surprise, love and acceptance.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Jan 24

me to the cashier at Walgreens

Denis Villeneuve in the Criterion Closet subtitled: We all look like Smurfs next to Fellini.

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Dec 13

Our kitten Dignan is HYPED for TGAs @geoffkeighley.bsky.social

A grey kitten stands in front of a TV with the words displayed: THE GAME AWARDS 2024 BEGINS IN 8:52

sneakdoorbasement@sneakdoorbeta· Nov 20

if you like music competition shows, this one I worked on has rap battles and stage shows with guest judges like glorilla, remy ma, royce 5'9. season 2 debuts today!