SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug

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24, any pronouns, ΘΔ‽, recent college grad, making weird video/tabletop games as a hobby! Check out my website! snepshark.neocities.org 🔞TF account: @snepshark.bsky.social

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SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· 21h

Booo Mac OS X 10.15, you suck Features added: * You can use an iPad as a USB monitor * Almost literally Nothing else Features removed: * All 32 bit apps no longer work

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· 4d

Every time this happens it feels more like a Dustin Couch post

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· 5d

...you can't run the uninstaller for Ubisoft Connect games without logging in? huh??? (and you can't log in right now because Ubisoft Connect's servers are down)

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· 7d

ghhh, headache.... 🤮 this smoke can't go away fast enough!

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· 8d

I just rewatched the movie "The Boy Who Wanted to be a Bear," which I last saw when I was, like, 6, maybe? If you've ever wondered why I'm Like This, reading and listening to fables like that as a kid is probably a pretty big part of that, haha.

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Jul 9

Adolescence of Utena (1999)

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Jul 4

Finally, the game that one PS Vita ad was talking about

2012 PSVita print ad depicting a woman with breasts on the front and back of her body, advertising the fact that there's a touch surface on the back of the Vita. "Touch both sides for added enjoyment. PSVita"

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· May 24

A product made by a team who doesn't understand that the YouTube genre of "I made a wacky gadget that makes gaming a less pleasant experience" is almost always about something someone made for a one-off video rather than as something they actually wanted to use on a regular basis

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· May 19

hmm, maybe somethin' like these....

Trans flag, but with the blue, pink, and white swapped with Roe's current feather, hair, and chest feather colors

This time the blue is Corro/pre-transition Roe's skin color, the pink is Roe's post-transition feather color, and the white is Roe's hair color

Corro's hair (blue), Roe's hair (pink), Roe's chest feathers (white)

Corro's skin (blue), Roe's feathers (pink), Roe's chest feathers (white)

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· May 19

On top of their treatment of NSFW content, Stripe is actively running scams on Kickstarter: The KS checkout screen pops up an ad from Stripe that offers to pay users $5 for their bank account username/password so they can sell it to a handful of "trusted providers" who would like to log in as you.

In other instances, when you input your login credentials in the credential pane, you are providing your credentials to Stripe and one of our trusted service providers. Stripe and our service provider may store and use your credentials to regularly collect updated data and provide it to the business. We do not share your login credentials with the business.

Stripe provides the business with the data they’ve requested and you’ve agreed to share. You may share the account data that Stripe receives from your financial institution, typically including:

accounts details (such as account and routing number),
ownership information (such as the name and address on the account),
balance information (the then-current account balance), and
transaction data (the transactions involving your account that you would typically see on a statement)

Kickstarter (Stripe) checkout screen, offering $5 back if you pay with "Bank via Link," where you give Stripe and their "trusted providers" your bank account login information

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Apr 30

Okay but will this one feature a line as good as RE2022's "I mostly just read Zootopia porn"

INT. WESKER HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY (2022)
A modestly, modernly furnished home. CAROL enters, ALBERT, BILLIE and JADE right behind.
CAROL
Raccoon City used to be an old factory town-- when Umbrella bought it, the place was almost deserted, but with a little inspiration, and a lot of work, well... it's just special here. The suns a little brighter, the air's a little cleaner. And you can have a house with an actual yard. (to the girls) Plenty of room to run and play.
JADE
Right. I mostly just watch Zootopia porn, so...

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Apr 22

Sidenote: what happens when you block the moderation bot??? Is it then unable to label your posts as stuff like "rude?"

Screenshot showing that you can block this second settings page???

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Apr 21

Yes, even the Webtiles chatroom. Remote Access Trojan-er: "If I stole all of this user's accounts, I'm gonna use *all* of 'em" (the images are gone now, but they were the "photographs of a screen saying that Mr. Beast is giving away crypto, give me your info to claim it" scam)

Chatroom on webtiles:
blehgirl69: (A bunch of discord image attachment links)
slothdraco13: omg the person who got their account hacked spammed it everywhere they could :cryingemoji:
adobe.nekoweb.org: even webtiles???? LMFAO

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Apr 17

This is what I heard when reading this:

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Apr 13

wait, what? Moves of the Diamond Hand comes out today???

Thinky Games' "releasing today" thing: Moves of the Diamond Hand

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Apr 5

(Rook run) The silenced pistol is surprisingly good at taking out 3-person teams solo! ...and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling snipers, haha.

Marathon inventory screen, filled with exactly the sort of loot you'd want to take home as a Rook. 5 shields, decent weapons, lots of healing, blue everything incl. backpack. Would've been nice to extract, but oh well, haha.

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 30

browsing the unity asset store and seeing assets from mobile games I remember playing as a kid

Low-poly cat models used by a virtual pet app my sister downloaded on the family iPad when I was a kid, $4.99 on the Unity Asset Store

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 27

“the purpose of gameplay is to hide secrets“ is the line that has stuck with me the most from the Arcane Kids manifesto

* shut up about video games
* the fastest way to the truth is a joke
* stop listening to advice
* start your own scene
* art isn't about giving people what they want
* do NOT call us punk
* communities need spaces to grow
* fuck formalism
* fuck puzzles
* play with structure
* bad is more interesting than good
* the purpose of gameplay is to hide secrets
* make games u wish 2 see on the dreamcast

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 22

oh, no wonder I've never heard anyone talk on marathon Why isn't this under the "audio" settings, or at least some indication there that you need to change it in a different tab

Voice chat settings for Marathon, which are *not* under the audio tab. Both are set to fake inputs/outputs, listening for audio from my Quest 2 VR headset and trying to output audio to my phone over Steam Link

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 13

It's honestly bizarre just how broken posting to bsky is on mobile. Like, I regularly need to copy what I've written, re-open the tab, and paste it in again in order to actually be able to hit the post button. "Ah, I'll just post this from my PC" I think. Nope! Drafts save images per-device???

Empty bsky draft. It *should* have two images attached, but apparently those drafts are actually stored in my phone's storage, instead of on Bsky itself?

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 8

And yeah, no trailer to hear the music, no mention of 2 Mello in the description, and according to one review the credit is even misspelled as "2Melo"

Store page for Bop It, notably missing a trailer

The description does mention "original songs," but doesn't mention who they were done by

The first 3 reviews on the steam page, which all mention buying it specifically because 2 mello did the music. One mentions the in-game credit being spelled "2melo"

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 7

More drugstore game consoles should come with handy carrying bags (that feel like they're made of paper) IIRC some of the games had multiplayer support that you couldn't make use of because it only came with one controller?

The Zone Mini in its horrible razor-sharp plastic prison

The bulge at the back of its box, containing a bundle of cables and a very low quality bag

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 5

WigglyPaint dot com even tries to pretend to *be* Internet Janitor in order to sell an knock-off for iOS???

© 2024 WigglyPaint. Made with ❤️ by Internet Janitor.

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Mar 5

Like, when searching Bsky to see if anyone had posted Internet Janitor’s blog post about this there already I saw @/wigglypaint.bsky.social come up in the search results. That user is selling a subscription to an old version of WigglyPaint for *$49/year* (possibly renewing at $99/year???).

Pricing page for wigglypaint dot net, maxing out at $49/year

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Feb 18

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Feb 16

watching the Bad Game Hall of Fame video on Gods and Generals right now (www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsrm...), and holy shit, this website archive web.archive.org/web/20030726...

An eye-searing tiling pattern of "Click Here Now!" against full-saturation yellow replacing most of the images on the promotional webpage for the budget US Civil War game "Gods and Generals"

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Feb 10

It's super creepy and deeply irresponsible. I wouldn't trust Stripe with my bank account login, let alone let them send it to their "it's on Poob"-sounding partner companies Finicity, MX, Fiserv and Flinks support.stripe.com/questions/ho...

Kickstarter (Stripe) checkout screen, offering $5 back if you pay with "Bank via Link"

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Feb 2

Seeing this again brought @belarius.bsky.social's horrifying Eggbug edit back into my mind.... web.archive.org/web/20241203...

The gruesome grimace of the cursed painting in the quoted post, photoshopped onto the body of Eggbug.

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Jan 28

I put a little button linking to it on my site's 88x31 button wall!

SnepShark | Friend of Eggbug@snepshark· Jan 18

I went to a Magic: The Gathering prerelease event for the first time, and blogged about it to fully try out Bearblog! snepshark.bearblog.dev/lorwyn-eclip...