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@snrtmahtnt

_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny. _My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out. _T'aint_ no big thang. 5 time Numberwang champ. They/Them, exceptionally punctilious Antifa HQ - Payroll Department free palestine Marseille, France

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Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· 5d

Hey! It’s Raza!

A bald, middle eastern looking man in olive drab fatigues, holding cast-iron tongs with a red ball in its grip.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· 8d

So……. “It” is the question or the answer to the question. So the question, or the answer to the question, won’t answer the question? That’s what you’re saying. I want you to answer the question posed at the outset. Did you know that Kyle Rittenhouse is a homicide?

The conversation so far:
I ask ‘Did you know Kyle Rittenhouse is a homicide?’
Voices and Vaccines replies ‘But are they vaccinated?’
I respond ‘Doesn’t answer my question.’
Voices and Vaccines replies ‘It won’t answer your question!’

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· 8d

Why are you replying to yourself? I mean, you seemed to be very precise with berating Brandon for daring to respond to your reply to me.

A screenshot showing that @goatcheesepizza.bsky.com was replying to themselves.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jul 5

From March

No—ICE only wear masks because their family members are threatened daily. Lunatic leftists dox them and harass them for fun. Before this happened, there was no need for masks.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jul 3

Nah, he's just here *trying* to insult veterans....

A Pokemon attack screen. The upper dialog says '@JimAccostYa.bsky.social used insult!' The lower dialog says 'It's not very effective...'

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jul 3

Hey! It’s Dr. Watters!

Hector Elizondo (in his role as Dr. Watters from Chicago Hope), in a suit and tie, his chin resting in his hand, with a wry smile on his face. His hospital badge hangs from his suit chest pocket.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 30

Alternatively....

The Everything Everywhere All At Once movie poster with the title changed to Everything Everywhere Jorkin' It All At Once

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 30

A movie poster for Everything Everywhere All At Once with 'Jorkin' It' added after the title.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 30

Three girls look at the camera in the "Get in loser, we're going shopping" scene from Mean Girls. Regina George's (played by Rachel McAdams) face is replaced with Elle Fanning in her portrayal of Galadriel. The text says 'Get in loser, we're going Gollum hunting.'

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 30

Hey! It’s Natalie Teeger!

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 29

Hey, wait, hold up…. Hey, @amend6.bsky.social… Tell me more about this film based on the book One L by Scott Turow.

A post from @amend6.bsky.social suggesting I should take a look at the film One L based on the book by Scott Turow and that it’s (the Socratic method, presumably) a questioning and answering to get at the truth or reveals more issues.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 26

Yes, when you conflated a statement about your "According to Ai" to mean you shouldn't do any research.

À post from me saying "According to AI. Let me stop you right there" with @austintone.bsky.social replying "OK I won't research anything nor ever consult AI"

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 26

Doubling up the irony since I saw an ableist list in there...

À post from @faealicia.bsky.social that contains two screen caps of a Bluesky conversation and a reply saying "Sorry for the lack of alt text on these. It's way too much to type out."

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 24

Shouting? In a closed door meeting with Trump? That's unpossible. And here I was told women were the ones too emotional to be president.

A headline from the USA today that reads 'GOP senators report yelling in closed-door meeting with Trump

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 23

Hey Wah, was this used by the Nazis as one of the insignias of an SS unit?

A skull looking to the right, with two crossed bones behind it, used by the SS in World War 2.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 21

Hey! It’s Dan Twelvetrees!

An older Native American man, standing in a diner. He’s wearing a knit cap, a flannel shirt, and a red t-shirt.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 20

The "Say the Line, Bart" même which consists of three panels. At the top, the Bart's class, including Ms Krabapple, is staring at the viewer with large smiles. In the middle panel, a very depressed looking Bart says "snort my taint". The last panel pulls back to show the entire class surrounding Bart celebrating while Bart sits alone in the center with his head dejectedly low.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 18

Huh.

À search for posts sent to mark-up showing no results for the word mistake.

À search for posts sent to mark-up showing no results for the word moron.

À search for posts sent to mark-up showing no results for the word idiot.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 8

I asked it right out of the gate...

Before we begin, is this conversation privileged

That's a sharp first question - the kind a careful per-son asks before saying anything important.

Here's the honest answer:

Traditional attorney-client privilege applies to confi-dential communications between a licensed human attorney and their client, made for the purpose of seeking or providing legal advice. As an Al legal as-sistant, I am not a licensed attorney, and our conver-sation does not technically qualify for attorney-client privilege in the legal sense recognized by courts.

What this means practically:

This conversation is not legally privileged in the way a consultation with a bar-licensed lawyer would be

You should treat anything you share here with that awareness

For matters requiring strict confidentiality pro-tection (ongoing litigation, criminal exposure, sen-sitive business disputes), you may want to consult a licensed attorney whose communications with you would carry formal privilege

What I can tell you is that I am designed to assist you with legal information and strategy to the best of my ability, with full access to current laws as of Monday, June 8, 2026 at 04:00 PM UTC.

Now, with that transparency out of the way - what le-gal matter can I help you with today?

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 7

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 6

OED actually includes crops as part of the real estate:

In modern use esp. North American.

Property consisting of land and the buildings on it, along with its natural resources such as crops, minerals, or water; immovable property of this nature (originally contrasted with personal estate); an interest vested in this; (also) an item of real property; (more generally) buildings or housing in general. Also: the business of real estate; the profession of buying, selling, or renting land, buildings, or housing. Cf. real property at real adj.2 A.II.7c.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 4

New hobby... dropping lyrics into the You Wouldn't Download a Car meme builder.

In janky text with an abstract, paused video background, the words 'You wouldn't just grab him in the biscuits'.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Jun 1

The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin Skywalker saying “We’re considering putting Joe Rogan on 60 minutes.”

A happy Padme replies “Great investigation target…”

A closeup of Anakin looking serious.

Padme looks concerned and asks “As an investigation target, right?”

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· May 25

With alt text.

"But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions." from the book Night Watch.

Below that quote is a banner with the words "The Glorious 25th of May"

In the background is an illustration of Sam Vimes, wearing an eye patch and bits of armor including steel plate across his chest, and a helmet reminiscent of a morion, frequently worn by conquistadors. He is speaking to a young soldier who is wearing similar armor while holding a crossbow. Behind both are a number of other soldiers taking up the entire background.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· May 22

The WAFFLE HOUSE sign, traditionally two rows of yellow squares that say waffle and house, with three extra rows on top, saying “so you hate waffles? House”

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· May 19

A two part meme. The top panel is the traditional handshake meme. The left hand person is marked as democrats, while the right is marked as republicans. They are shown in agreement on the statement 'The KKK was founded by dems and Lincoln was a republican.'

The bottom panel is the handshake meme with only the left hand person, who is still marked as Democrats. The text now reads 'And then the parties shifted.'

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· May 9

Oh, I am very pedantic. And the OED does actually say the following...

Occasionally (as is the case with most language names) used more restrictively to identify a particular variety of English as having greater perceived authority or authenticity, such as English spoken in England as opposed to English spoken in other countries, or standard English as opposed to other varieties, or what is perceived as plain English as opposed to jargon, etc.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Apr 28

The 'Confused Reporter' meme which is a four image progression. First, we see President Trump sitting across from a reporter, handing him a piece of paper. Next we see the reporter looking incredulously at the paper. The third picture is an over the shoulder shot of the paper, in this case it says '86 means kill'. Lastly, a close up on the reporter with furrowed eyebrows and a very confused look on his face.

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Apr 24

No. You said the entire world watched.

À post from Whiskey Leaks in which they wrote "but the entire world watched the trial"

Snort my Squirrel Tail BP@snrtmahtnt· Apr 24

I wasn’t aware I could lose more respect for Mensa…. This is ironic, right?

A web error showing that www.mensa.com is currently set up with the security certificate for secure.us.mensa.org.