Update, “Night Shift” was weird and kind of dumb... Although I didn't guess the plot twist, so I guess that's something! And now? “It Feeds.” More on that later. 📝

Synopsis & indexes of characters and those are my final answers. 📚

Upper endoscopy done. It wasn't too bad at all. Except the nurse who was bringing me into the OR was practically an infant named Keegan. He was holding my IV tubes while walking me & I said without thinking “I feel like I'm on a leash.” He laughed & said “Don't make it weird.” 😅😅😅

Few things are more humbling than seeing yourself in the self checkout security cam. 😅

Few things are more humbling than seeing yourself in the self checkout security cam. 😅

I am sharing this because I am surprised by this. I am surprised that this is me. I am surprised at how the lines of my body are soft & curved... & that I think it's beautiful. So, in case you needed to hear it: every body is beautiful. Every. Body. Period.

Is it just me or do my shorts make my ass look like a heart? ♥️🍑 Happy #WagonWednesday!

A little #TittyTuesday a little #WagonWednesday 🍒 🍑

Almost missed #MonochromeMonday because life has been lifing and I am stuck on the ride. 😵‍💫😭

I hate working the weekends because my anxiety is always high that something is going to happen and I'll have to deal with it alone. UGH.

We have this cringey republican candidate commercial that constantly shows when we are watching YouTube and I've begun growling at the TV for the duration of the commercial. It literally turns me into this gif:

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon series you love.

I feel like I'm always nostalgic for the past because my anxiety has always made me worry about the future and I always missed out on the present.

One thing I miss about using threads is the ability to ramble for longer in a post. Anyway, the sentiment:

CW: Weight -------- While I am thrilled that I have been losing some weight for seemingly no reason, having clothes that are too big are just as frustrating as having them be too small. Why must life be a constant struggle?? 🙃

I'll let you imagine the rest of this photo... Although if you were on my VIP snap list, you wouldn't have to imagine because I sent the whole thing. 😏💦

I've been slacking on the daily themed posts and for that, I deeply apologize. Please accept this as a token of my apology. Happy #TittyTuesday! ✨

When the IBS is so bad you end up taking lactaid, Tums, and Gas X while chugging pickle juice. 💀

Another year, another identity. 🤣

I always forget to post on my OF 😬

Having a robot vacuum is like having a drunk baby cleaning your house.

I love when guys try and "test the waters" when talking to me like it's not the most obvious thing ever. I can tell what you're trying to get at and I'm not interested so stop embarrassing yourself. 🙄

While childhood trauma sucks and is so hard to unlearn core beliefs that are false... I'm grateful to have my younger brother who will always understand. It's like having a fellow soldier who went through the same war with you.

Old profile pic >> new profile pic 💃

Snapchat saw it first. ✨

Sorry I got really heavy there for a minute... have a thirst trap as a timeline cleanse. 💎

"You know I think about you all the time And my deep misunderstanding of your life And how bad it must have been for you back then And how hard it was to keep it all inside" I'm sitting alone in my office crying at "The Great Divide" by Noah Kahan because holy shit this hits close to home.

Thinking a lot about my parents lately. A memory returned of my mother telling me (as an adult) that she resented me as a baby. My brother is 2 yrs younger than me & I was in the hospital a lot with asthma. She said I took her away from her newborn & she resented me for it. At 2.

One of the saddest parts of going to therapy and doing the work to heal from your childhood trauma is that the healthier you get, the sadder it feels because you start to understand how hurtful your parents were/are.

I love how my brain inserts my first ex (ex-fiance) in my dreams after TWENTY YEARS. Like, Jesus read the room. I want him buried and gone not sitting in my car asking me if I still love him while I sleep. 🫩