mark duplass has been on a campaign to fund & help trans filmmakers the past few years, a close friend of mine got a grant from him recently

its jaws

he loves you mat you are definitely more than roommates

these are the only 2 photos i have saved dated 2016

do you ever look at the weather right before you’re leaving for work and just laugh

yes exactly and this is why migraine tiktok is such a special and innovative place (this method actually worked for me recently 🥲)

i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle

let me guess: either (1) bc he’s about to be unemployed or (2) the remnants of the albanian mob in queens are about to have their Day

dipping my toes into the devil's hot tub

during pride month....... i know we can do better than this queers

when the government's argument is so wack you literally need to cite marbury vs. madison in your order

hm 3 weeks out from finals and i'm just now starting to regret how few notes i took in contracts

lmao i saw one last night. the pain in his eyes is stark

i just had essentially a cage match style smackdown in my bedroom with the biggest flying cockroach i’ve actually fucking ever seen. and i went to the bathroom after to wash my hands and i literally looked like this in the mirror

i have no idea what’s going to happen with the election, but i am 100% sure that i am instantly blocking everyone who posts anything remotely like this

gonna tell my kids this is the volturi

this guy

my drunk thing is showing pictures of my rabbit to strangers so here look

smashing the emergency glass for the commute home after a spectacularly bad workday

dasharezone alt text…. a shitpost in its own right

look at Pablo

except for this

ok but how many kids can u fit in here