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Some Jerk’s Alt

@somejerksalt

I take pictures of myself in underwear to attract unwary victims on Scruff. Sometimes it works Also if I want to post about banging I do it here, why scare the straights

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Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· 1d

need a haircut

A high-angle selfie of me sitting shirtless on a messy bed, hair big and disheveled.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· 2d

warning that this is what you’re dealing with

Text messages ro me: “Well i am excited to see what all you do with your mouth

“And where all you use it ;)”

I reply: “Brooklyn, mostly” and a photo of a drummer doing a rimshot captioned “BA DUM tssshhh.”

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· 9d

twisting around to take butt selfies because the front camera doesn’t work

My unclothed butt as seen from a side angle.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· 25d

bed head, towels hung, tits out

A selfie where I’m next to our bathroom door with its little towel rack, facing sideways while looking at the camera with a smile, T-shirt pulled up above my chest. After a night’s sleep, my hair’s so puffed up it looks blow-dried.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· 29d

good morning

A selfie of me in the usual bedroom, wearing only boxer briefs, appearing to sit on the bed (actually just squatting in front of it to get my head in the frame).

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Jun 26

an hour ago I was in Manhattan and this was a dick

A low angle shows me drinking a beer shirtless, my lips wrapped around the end of the bottle, my left tit the same size as my head because of the perspective.

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Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Jun 16

just got called “Daddy” on the apps and made this face, guess it’s still not for me

A selfie of me on the street, looking perturbed with a downturned mouth.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Jun 9

This site is very controllable dude. If you don’t want to see something there are so many tools at your disposal. For instance, I’ve never seen you before because on my main account you’re automatically blocked lol

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Jun 9

Morning

A shirtless selfie of me with head tilted back and nipples hard.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Jun 1

also you know how I talk about the dread sight of My Lovehandles From Behind but never show the goods? Here’s that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A backward-facing mirror selfie of me in the too-small thong, lovehandles and butt and back on full display.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Jun 1

laundry day yesterday, had to wear a thong that’s too small for me and was feeling portly

A close look at a muscular/fat torso and pelvis with just a small bit of blue underwear.

Now one leg is hooked up and standing on something, to almost give a view between the legs to the backside.

A wider view including my face, where I stand before the low-angle camera in the too-small thong.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 29

livelier today!

A near-identical mirror selfie, except now I’m wearing no towel and also smiling (and my hair is neater).

One raised hand gives a peace sign as I continue to smile, will wonders never cease?

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 28

giving full dead face in my morning selfies because bears don’t like to be woken from hibernation

A mirror selfie of me wearing only a towel, hair fuzzily just dried, face slack and downturned as I look at my phone.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 28

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 27

feeling cute on the way out of the PrEP appointment

A selfie of me on an (overexposed) city street, smiling.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 27

morning!

A selfie of me lying in bed, one arm behind my head to show off a hairy armpit.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 26

hung over! 😃🌈✨💖

A photo of me standing in boxer briefs with a squinched mouth, making a peace sign.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 22

ever tittyfucked a guy, because it can be done you know

A chest-high selfie of me and my tatas, a hopefully pleasing mix of pec muscle and fatty padding.

I’m now squeezing/flexing them together, and you can maybe see now how this is logistically possible.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 21

Morning, all* *hey still true for 10 more minutes

A selfie of me bent over towards a low camera, nude, hands clutched in front of my crotch.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 20

I really, and I mean really, do not want to go to work

A head-to-chest selfie from above of me lying in bed looking unhappy.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 19

feeling unattractive this week, making myself do a thirst trap is self-care ❤️

A selfie of me nude and (I say) flabby, (others say) burly. Dick root visible at the bottom of the frame, ooh la la.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 12

chest is chesting today

A low angle selfie of me frowning while the camera gets a good look at my tatas.

A less low-angle selfie of me pouting with head turned up, chest firmly within the frame.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 7

is this anything

A straight-up photo of me in a jock, showing my hairy legs and ass.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· May 5

Done! (This is me trying to pose via burst before later realizing no single shot looks less weird than just animating it)

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Apr 30

haven’t worked out all week, but hey if that doesn’t bother you

A photo of me in jeans and a T-shirt I’ve lifted to show off my torso. It’s hairy and basically muscular-shaped but with a layer of padding and a belly.

Some Jerk’s Alt@somejerksalt· Apr 27

Torsoing

Another mirror selfie of me shirtless, looking at the phone screen with a weird unsmiling expression.