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fulana de tal

@soulamami

Writer/editor/author. Recovered journalist. Displaced New Yorker. Cultural critic. Soulful cynic. Queer Blatina matriarch of an LBGTQ+ household. I contain multitudes. Hablo español. Parlo italiano. Aprendiendo portugués. Beyoncé hugged me once.

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fulana de tal@soulamami· 21d

This

Rants and histrionics put opponents at risk
It seems there is a white nationalist element to Clark's fandom that is deeply, deeply problematic, made even more so because the WNBA is made up predominantly of Black women, many of them queer. When Clark claims fouls that don't exist, when she goes on
profanity-laced tirades at referees, those racists see her as a white woman in need of saving and take matters into their own hands.

fulana de tal@soulamami· 24d

TIL that there’s an area of the eyelid called the bleph, and or course the girlies are getting it removed of course because of this sick obsession with youth

Blepharoplasty (BLEF-uh-roe-plas-tee) is a type of surgery that removes excess skin from the eyelids. With age, eyelids stretch, and the muscles supporting them weaken. As a result, excess skin and fat can gather above and below your eyelids.
This can cause sagging eyebrows, droopy upper lids and bags under the eyes. Apr 29, 2025

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jul 3

Ruin plans for one individual, please

Storms, high winds, and heat could impact holiday plans for some. See if your city is at risk

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jul 2

I can’t afford to adopt another dog, but I know I have to eventually so Cosmo lives longer. And I love a matching set.

A back and tan dog with blue eyes

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jul 2

Tell me I don’t need another dog

Black and tan puppy with one brown eye and one blue eye

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jun 29

Enough SS

Add muted words: dragons, #HOTD #DemDragons

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jun 21

The other day I was walking Cosmo and I hear footsteps. It was a deer, just moseying down the sidewalk.

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jun 14

Early voting gang gang

An I voted sticker on a beige floral top

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jun 14

So, Cosmo turned 8 today. I wish I could stop time.

fulana de tal@soulamami· Jun 12

Here’s my guy. I would foster, but I am 100% foster fail and my partner won’t let me get another dog. 😩

Catahoula leopard dog on a gray bed

fulana de tal@soulamami· May 24

Here are her fawn frolicking

fulana de tal@soulamami· May 24

This mama deer has been chillin in our backyard for going on 2 hours. Her babies are off frolicking somewhere but she is unbothered

fulana de tal@soulamami· May 15

My Cosmo turns 8 next month and he is starting to get his sugar face. It’s so bittersweet

A black and tan Catahoula Leopard 🐕 was with a burgeoning powder sugar face sitting on his bed looking innocent

fulana de tal@soulamami· May 5

Current situation

fulana de tal@soulamami· May 1

Brits eating catfish instead of cod:

“I was murdered”
Scene from Reno 911

fulana de tal@soulamami· Apr 22

How to dress when it’s 36 degrees in the morning and 63 degrees during the day

Woman in a navy blue crochet sweater with a creme lace midi skirt and taupe patterned vintage cowboy boots

fulana de tal@soulamami· Apr 12

Brunch snack: avocado toast with strawberries and balsamic glaze

avocado toast with strawberries and
balsamic glaze

fulana de tal@soulamami· Apr 10

Almost empty stemless red wine glass on a patio table

fulana de tal@soulamami· Apr 2

For those who need a refresher

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans"
& everyone laughed.

fulana de tal@soulamami· Mar 28

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills

fulana de tal@soulamami· Mar 18

Mayor Hermey

Hermey from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reinder. He wants to be a dentist, not a mayor

fulana de tal@soulamami· Mar 9

Omg, I wish I could send my horoscope to my boss but she’d probably say I was just making excuses. BUT MERCURY RETROGRADE IS REAL, People!

first-mercury-retrograde-of-2025-in-Pisces
GEMINI (May 20-Jun 20): Game face: on! And make sure it's locked and loaded as your ruler, messenger Mercury, flips retrograde in Pisces and your tenth house of career. Signals could scramble at the office, and professional plans could stall temporarily to. But this forced timeout has a silver lining. Use it for "re" activities like reviewing and revising. Even if you go back to the drawing board, you won't stay there for long. Just make it your mission to fortify your structure. You need a solid base upon which to build, Gemini! Conflict with a colleague could also throw you for a loop. Disengage your feelings (as much as your reactive sign can) and focus on the big-picture goals you want to crush. Gemini horoscopes, read more!

fulana de tal@soulamami· Mar 2

C’mon, it’s March 1st. Christ is almost risen. Why are you still celebrating his birthday?

Front yard with melting snow, candy canes, reindeer and Santa’s sleigh knocked over

Dead Santa in the snow with police tape around him

House with multicolored Christmas lights strung

Christmas lights in an arch, tree, and yes, that is the Virgin Mary aglow

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 28

What the fuck kind of forecast is this?

10-DAY FORECAST
Sun

29°
49°
Mon

24°
38°
Tue
**
*
70%
28°
46°
Wed
55%
46°
61°
Thu

49°
70°
Fri

54°
70°
Sat
45%
52°
78°
Sun

50°
一
66°

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 27

Since a Big Account refuses to use alt text, here are 2 of the FAQs from new hero Cards Against Humanity

bull vuly- bullalu Hullip alvvayo
22:03 Als bills.
4 Bluesky
Did the family of US
Secretary of Commerce
Howard Lutnick-an
architect of the tariffs and Jeffrey Epstein's good buddy- pay American companies 25 cents on the dollar to acquire the rights to receive their tariff refunds? And now that those refunds are actually happening, does Lutnick stand to make a shitload of money from insider government information, in one of the most profound and flagrant acts of corruption in the 21st century?
Yup.
Why isn't every company in America doing this?
Great question! You should ask them.
getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 26

But I don’t have until 2061!! 😩 😩😩

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Saturn-Neptune cycles last approximately 36 years: the cycle that has now ended began in
1989. The last Saturn-Neptune conjunction happened in Capricorn in November 1989. 1989 was a year filled with significant historical events and geopolitical shifts, such as the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of the Soviet Union.
Around that time, there was a general loss of faith in governments, authorities, and traditional institutions, which is something we are experiencing nowadays as well.
As the Saturn-Neptune cycle that began in 1989 comes to a close, we witness the social, political, and financial systems that defined global power for over three decades clearly breaking down. What was once stable is now dissolving, the shadows of prominent authority figures are being exposed, and there is a general feeling of disillusionment and anger directed toward those in power.
Similar to what happened in 1989, we are going through a time of profound societal transformation, and there is a strong need for reorientation and restructuring on both a personal and a collective level. We are being forced to redefine authority, power, and responsibility in an era where the old rules no longer apply, and new ones are yet to be written. The Saturn-Neptune cycle that begins now will unfold until their next conjunction in Gemini, occurring in 2061.

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 22

Here she is in cerulean splendor

Sunni wearing an electric blue gown with biased pleats that accentuate her baby bump

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 16

New meme just dropped

EU Police chief listening to the US bullshit

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 15

Don’t wait too long. I went 8 years not having another dog because my kid and I were so devastated. Now, this guy brings us so much joy

A Catahoula leopard dog looking handsome in a beige, blue, and red striped sweater

fulana de tal@soulamami· Feb 14

Mine thinks he’s above it all. We just walked almost 2 miles because it was so frickin glorious outside

Catahoula leopard dog posing on a gray fluffy dog bed