@darthputinkgb.bsky.social's masterful strategy of sacrificing a couple of oil tankers and some oil depots to demonstrate the effectiveness of drones and secure the replacement of Ukraine's defense minister is yet another example of his genius.

It's intolerable and incomprehensible that Ukraine isn't even trying to steal the toilets from our oil tankers. Well, actually, they aren't ours, did any of them even have our flag on them?

As long as Ukraine continues to attack the command bridges, we can rest assured that the oil tanker will arrive sooner or later, even if it’s pushed by the wind or the tides.

We may have the worst shadow fleet in the world, but at least you've heard of it.

"Day 1600 of European sanctions on Russian oil - clearly, Ukraine’s sanctions, which have been in place for 4 days, do not match our courage. I remain president of the European Commission."

It seems very likely that the next bank run in Russia will not be due to a lack of cash but rather to a lack of armored trucks.

We need to add the grid to the refinery game, and we'll be even more successful than Tetris.

Invite Zelensky to Moscow? That would be handing the Kiev regime a false-flag attack on a silver platter, if the only things flying over Moscow are Ukrainian drones.

At least we learn from our mistakes.

In addition to the long lines at gas stations, the lists of the fallen on the memorial plaques have also grown longer. In Afghanistan, there are just 318 names; in Ukraine, 3404. This would be impossible were it not for the Leader’s masterful strategy.

Traveling 7,000 km within your own country to capture 50 m² of Ukraine makes one reflect on the importance and necessity of our vital space.

The most dangerous thing is how the CIA hacked into Ria Novosti's servers.

You're right, comrade. Besides, the CIA has hacked into RIA Novosti's servers.

To Kiev in 3 days, to Washington in 30 liters.

Everyone will understand our Leader’s masterful strategy when he announces the general mobilization: with your first child, you got a Lada, but with your second, you’ll get gas.

Cuando uno se detiene a pensar en quién dijo que ganaríamos, el hecho de que vamos a perder se vuelve mucho más evidente.

The fact that we have to import oil guarantees peace in the Middle East; our good friend Trump won't do anything that would drive up the price of oil.

We want to dispel the rumors that there is a fuel shortage. What is actually lacking are gas stations. [es] Queremos desmentir los rumores de que hay escasez de combustible. Lo que falta en realidad, son estaciones de servicio.

During the August 2008 Russo-Georgian War, the operations of Russia's 58th Army were termed as "coercion into peace". Are they making fun of you, @darthputinkgb.bsky.social? We have plenty of Oreshniks, and we know there are still many garages intact in Ukraine.

We’d like to remind you that this war isn’t being funded with Putin's personal money, but with taxes paid by all Russians and Russian oil, and that the fundraisers to buy electric motorcycles aren't organized by Putin. The bunker has no internet connection; Putin isn't aware of any of this.

In 2022, we released a propaganda video aimed at Europeans who were going to suffer from high gas prices, so we advised them to use donkeys instead. So the question is, ... dear Europeans... will donkeys be on sale?

We don't find this kind of behavior at our Embassies funny at all. It's simply because we don't have a sense of humor.

We'll take Kiev in 3 days... or we'll take Kiev with 3 horses, or we'll take Kiev 3 times in 3 days with 3 horses—well, something like that

Journalist: A wise man once said in January 2020, Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation. Trump: Who said that? Journalist: Donald Trump. Trump's humility prevents him from recognizing himself as a wise man. And his memory prevents him from remembering his own words.

Done!

We found the problem

If we reinstate the Soviet 5-day workweek, we could reach the 22nd century faster; Sunday would be eliminated and replaced with a workday, which demonstrates our commitment to Christian values.