Sparky Mularkey 🐢

@sparkymularkey

The other Taskmaster fan. 💀 Writer | Diné (Navajo) Indiginerd | 🏳️‍🌈 | ☸️ I had that viral Batman birthday party! 🦇

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Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 9d

I know there are some good, strong, objective answers, but subjectively, I'm always going to go with Greg Smallwood.

A selfie of me with my Moon Knight shirt with Greg Smallwood artwork in it, posing with a copy of Moon Knight #2 with the same artwork.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 9d

Raids, robberies, and running moonshine! Burning buildings to the ground! 🔥 Getting in fights over women in speakeasies! 🍺

A scan of an old newspaper article from 1929 which reads, "Gang Leader Faces Trial on 8 Counts. Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. December 16th. Gladwin Mularkey, Oxford, alleged leader of the Mularkey Gang which terrorized Marquette county for years, today faced trial on eight counts before a jury of eight men and four women. He is accused of arson, larceny and conspiracy to commit larceny. The breakup of the gang came about last October when two of Gladwin's brothers, Kenneth and Clayton, attempted to wrest leadership of the "mob" from the older man. A fight over a woman, the confessions said, brought about Gladwin's immediate downfall."

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 14d

Damn it, you're right! And I loved it! 😭💖

The meme of the guy standing silently with his arms crossed and a troubled look on his face before throwing his hands up in the hair and shouting "I guess!"

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 15d

Remembering the old ways...

The meme of Geordi La Forge holding out a hand in rejection to the word "twinning" and then pointing in approval at the phrase "drift compatible," in reference to the ancient text Pacific Rim.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 16d

Kokoum and his legendary stank face. I'm so sick of this AI bullshit. And now this? It's bad medicine.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 16d

A meme from King of the Hill saying, "Five hundred years of oppression, and somehow I find this the most irritating."

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 21d

Wonder Woman, my girl, what is going on with your legs? 😭

A variant cover by an artist I will not name. Wonder Woman is sitting poolside and her legs and hips have some very questionable anatomy.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 22d

Rockin' the fit for the occasion.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 23d

Happy Moon Landing Day! It's Moon Day Monday! 🎉 We went to the fucking MOON, BABY!! 🌕

A photo of one of the Apollo 11 astronauts, standing in the goddamn moon, motherfuckers!!

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 23d

share an 80s movie you will always love

A still photo from Ladyhawke (1985). There is a knight in all black atop a black horse. Perched on his left hand is a hawk.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· 29d

"There's no more. That's the end of magic..." ✨ Rest in peace, Sam Neill.

Actor Sam Neill as Merlin from the Hallmark TV movie. He has keen eyes and a faint smile, wearing fantasy clothes with a feathered coat.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jul 9

A meme that says "Maryland Mentioned," featuring an anime girl with various Maryland cultural artifacts superimposed onto her. A Ravens cap, Old Bay, an Orioles hoodie, a can of Natty Bo, Ledo Pizza, a blue crab, the state flag, etc.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jul 7

That's right! 😤 #TaskmasterMentioned

A panel from Wolverine #23 by Saladin Ahmed, Julius Ohta, and Jesus Aburtov. Wolverine is talking about the Taskmaster, saying, "He's a money-grubbing dirtbag, but he's a professional."

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jul 4

Nyan nyan nyan~ 😽

A mirror selfie of me in a bathroom with a mirror medicine cabinet. I'm wearing ruby red cat ears, and the reflection of me is the medicine cabinet mirror is the one looking at the phone camera while my reflection in the main mirror is looking over at the smaller one. It's very fun.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jul 3

The classic "it's something" meme, this the stick figure man jumping in the air and holding his arms in a big loop with a nonplussed expression on his face.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 26

Late night loaf.

A photo of a white cat sitting on a gray couch. His front paws are tucked under his chest, giving him that classic "cat loaf" shape. There is a wooden coffee table with books and matches, and next to the couch is a vintage lamp that gives a dynamic lighting effect to the room. Lots of shadows.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 25

OK, Bubblegum, I think you're being a little bit dramatic...

My flame point Siamese cat Bubblegum Esquire throwing a moody. Laying flat on the floor with his head on the ground forlornly. He's mad that I won't let him eat the string.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 24

It's finally here! @kim-hu.com, you're famous!! ✨

A photo of the variant cover of Usagi Yojimbo Kaitō '84 by Kim Hu. The cover art features two anthropomorphic white rabbit characters in a Japanese style convenience store, reaching for energy drinks. There are snacks on the shelves and clutter around them. It kicks ass! Kim, I'm so happy for you! This is so cool!!

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 24

A comic of a man laying on the couch with a blank stare and his hands interlocked together on his stomach. In the second panel, he sits up suddenly and looks over his shoulder and asks, "Oh shit, for real?"

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 14

The perfect end to the outing! Dessert that's almost too cute to eat!

Cute mini red bean cakes from Toimoi, shaped like strawberries, a bunny, and Legally Distinct Greetings Feline.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 14

This jasmine coconut tea was the PERFECT drink on this sweltering day! ☀️

The view from the line in front of the Molly Tea booth.

A photo of the iced tea I purchased. It's in a clear plastic cup and has a lovely light honey orange color to it.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 14

VICTORY!

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 14

I'M SO EXCITED.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 14

Pretty messed up of them to have big piles of sugar cane right outside of the window where the gym treadmills are. Very cruel.

A blurry photo of a stand right outside of the gym that has big piles of sugar cane. I'm so addicted to sugar that it's not even funny.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 14

Walking down to the gym to discover an ASIAN FOOD FESTIVAL! 🎉 Gonna get a workout in and then undo all of my progress with some Mongolian meat skewers and dumplings! 😂

The goodest boy. A giant inflatable lion dog. He's protecting the parking garage.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 8

Finally saw the Masters of the Universe movie. I absolutely loved it. And the rumors are true... Jared Leto's Skeletor absolutely stole the show. #MOTU #Skeleto

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· Jun 2

Happy birthday to me! ☕

A selfie of me, a woman with pale skin and brown curly hair. I'm wearing my favorite mesh shirt, one that goes from nude to deep brown, almost like a cold brew with cream on top. I'm also wearing a big, flash costume jewelry necklace that's so obnoxious I literally can't wear a single piece of additional jewelry or it will be entirely too much. I'm looking very pleased with myself, because I am. Happy birthday to me!

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· May 25

Help! Why was this fricken' Skeletor milkshake actually delicious??! 😭

A photo of part of the Masters of the Universe promotional menu at Denny's. This picture features the "Skeletor's Dark Shakeverse," a milkshake made with strawberry ice cream and blueberries, topped with whipped cream and pop rock candy. I can't believe it was actually GOOD. Not good for you, of course but definitely delicious.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· May 25

That was the best damn episode of the Mandalorian I've ever seen.

A photo of the movie theater standee for the Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu movie.

Sparky Mularkey 🐢@sparkymularkey· May 23

One of my favorite cartoons of all time!