Don't catch the RFK Virus. Throw out raw cucumber, lettuce, spinach, field greens, salad mix, cilantro, and parsley. If you have any berries, throw them out or put on gloves, wash them in vinnegar, and then cook them into something nice. Homemade pancake syrup is delicious.

I love her

I've been jabbed four times at least. I'm 52 years old and still riding the Wild Thing roller coaster at Valley Fair. I don't feel dead. Go figure.

Egg Status Derangement Syndrome #EGGISM

Yes, I do feel slightly sad for them. And they don't deserve a tear but I'm giving them one. I'm not joking. Stupid people pretend to be smart in part because otherwise we chastise them. Be nice to dummies. You can kvetch about it after the fact.

If you were really lucky you got the one with FOUR colors

I won't be watching but yeah

Kitty hates having this cone on and he retaliates by peeing on clothes and things. If I take off the cone, he chews open his wound. I don't know what to do. I've already added two more litter boxes. The cone has been on for 6 weeks now with brief periods off. Wound is healing very slow. He's 15.

Republican Christians be like

Don't threaten me with a good time