CLOSE ENOUGH WELCOME BACK DEBUT TAYLOR 🤠

to commemorate the announcement of taylor having a song in TS5 i went to five below and got this since there’s a theory it’ll be about jessie/her owner and break us all into a million little pieces 🤠☁️ catch 25 yo me watching this movie in theaters w/ my jessie squishmallow and nervous rex shirt

OH EM GEE IVE HEARD THIS TITLE BEFORE. THIS WILL BE ON DEBUT TV TOO CALLING IT NOW 🤠☁️

taylor swift has me in such a chokehold istg bc NO other artist would have me glued to a website for twenty minutes waiting for something to happen while watching a fictional cartoon cowgirl dance on said website 😭😭 jessie is adorable though 🥹

not to alarm anyone but there’s a merch drop at 2pm et 🫪

you know something’s officially happening when the empire state building tiktok is in on it too 😭😭 and i don’t think they’re clowning us they def know something 👀

ummmmm just saw somebody say on facebook that on apple music, all of taylor’s track 5’s lyrics have all the S and T’s capitalized and i went to check and verify (you never know with the taylor swift’s vault group lol) and i made sure to check more than 1 song to confirm, turns out IT’S TRUE?!? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

disney style commented taylor swift lyrics on the pixar post of the TS billboard and disney music’s comment is also suspicious something is officially happening i am clowning to the MAX now 🤡 MAKEUP = ON SWIFTIE SENSES = TINGLING

“she’s making those moves up as she goes” as in the lyrics to shake it off???! HELLO? 🤡🤡 BEEP BEEP GET IN THE CLOWN CAR EVERYONE

how swifties probably sound rn:

happy swiftie independence day!! 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 (the only independence day i’ll really be celebrating this year, i fear, with the way things are going) i can’t believe it’s been a whole year since we added a new swiftie holiday to the calendar !! it still feels unreal 🥹

“thirteen clouds on the billboard” is the new “five holes in the fence” cause what 🤡🤡 i had JUST given up on the taylor swift is involved with toy story 5 theory and now this 😭

maisie peters’ new album fluorescence has been on repeat today and i’m realizing that she basically summed up the swiftie experience with this one lyric 🤣 if this ain’t us with all the easter eggs and theories i truly don’t know what is

not me logging onto facebook and seeing everyone in one of my taylor groups freaking out bc of this new countdown on the site?!? WITH THE TOY STORY CLOUDS??? IT’S TIME TO CLOWN AGAIN GET IN THE CAR YALL BEEP BEEP 🤡🤡🤠☁️

happy high infidelity day to all my bsky moots who celebrate (which is everyone)!! 🕰️🌙

so me & my long time bff are going to disney this fall and i told her how my magic kingdom fit is going to be tangled themed & when she gave me my birthday present last weekend she also gave me this hand drawn card 🥹🥹 like she also does theater & is a fantastic baker HOW can someone be this talented

spot the difference!! 🎈🎂 now i can officially relate to ✨ohhh twenty fiiive years old✨ or alternatively 🗣️you sAID YOUD COME AND GET ME BUT YOU WERE TWENTY FIVE🗣️ shoutout to taylor for giving us 25 year olds options for each of our moods 🙂‍↕️

can’t believe that in 2 hours and 19 minutes i’ll be able to relate to dancing with our hands tied and peter hmm what could the lyrics of those songs have in common 🤭

it’s that time again where i have one day left of a job, and i’m itching to be done bc it’s just an overall toxic atmosphere, so these two bangers will be on repeat for the rest of the day/the drive in to work tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ it’s finally almost over!!

chat tell me why i’m considering spending $26 on a taylor swift custom figure 😭 it’s REP TAYLOR

he is a baby in both timelines. just as my almost 12 year old tuxie is still bb to me 🫂🥹🥲

my friend sent me this meme before sending me a series of snap vids abt how much she loves epic the musical (which i plan to listen to bc she highly recommended it & i love musicals) but i figured i also needed to share it here because y’all (and myself) may want to use it lol so you’re welcome 😌

because i think we all need a tl cleanse rn, for multiple reasons, here are some pictures of my rover client, oreo (who would lay on my chest and lick my face if i let her 😄😸 she’s around 1 or 2 years old i think, bc she was a kitten when i started cat sitting for her owners

new layout check!! i think this was the first time ive changed my background since i got on this app lol so it was time for a change ✨

this feels threatening, i promise i’m gonna do it duo, i’m just at work 😭😭😭

logged on here to see that it’s been three years since eras started already? time isn’t real 😫😫😭 enjoy these pics i took at my show (minneapolis n2, june 24th, 2023) that prove she’s actually only 3 apples tall and zero years old 🤏🏻🥹

they say money can’t buy happiness but it can buy wicked tickets so i beg to differ 🙂‍↕️🧹🫧

i recently ordered this from a small business and had it custom made with all the eras bc my current one (thru midnights) has a hole in it so if anyone’s interested i’m selling for $25 (including shipping) bc it didn’t fit me and they don’t do returns :( brand new, fits like a women’s large 🐱

sorry for being MIA work has been insane lol please enjoy this picture of my eldest daughter lyric board i got recently from a swiftie owned small business 🥹 (she does basically any song or lyrics i can put the link to her fb page in comments) (feat. my mini brands collection)

baby nessa sighting in the new episode of abbott elementary!!! 🥹🥰 i didn’t know abbott took transfers from oz 😂👠💚