Spike Friedman
@spikefriedman
I’m just here so I don’t get fined
RIP to every professional football player killed by the odyssey in 4DX for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the odyssey in 4DX
Stopped my 15 month old from eating this random post it and it just says “mid” in handwriting I don’t recognize
This parking job remains the best thing I've ever done in my life, and the person I'm up against is very bad at parking, so I'm extremely confident.
Barista: “your baby is so cute! Can he eat a cookie? I’ll throw one in the bag for him” Me an hour later:
The worst call in this World Cup by far was the non-penalty on Konsa’s last ditch tackle in the group stages
the book of this match has already been written for Jordan Pickford
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a coked up referee talk at length on video about how he wants to fuck over your team’s manager
Just rewatched the Macca red card against Bournemouth (which was rescinded) and well…
live footage of me scanning through the California ballot measures that qualified for November's ballot
Just got @inkfish.bsky.social’s new book in the mail. Excited to crack in!