Folks it doesn't get much better than this

Can somebody bankroll me as much as it's going to take to secure this sucker hangs over my bathtub for the rest of my living days

Like looking in a mirror

I've seen grave of the fireflies but nothing is sadder than this

TMZ just published footage of Senator Lindsey Graham's final moments and it's the most fucked up video I've ever seen. Nobody deserves this

As rain falls equally on the just and the unjust, do not burden your heart with judgements but rain your kindness equally on all - the rizzler

Oh we're so back

Oh it's so over

Haha you said it kid. Sundays am I right

Can't stay up to watch the game but I'm hoping for a similar outcome

I don't remember saying this, or ever going to Hawaii, but there I am standing up for what's right

Finally, some good fuckijn food

I'm afraid the writing was on the wall for buffalo the second this hit

If Marner has a great series against Colorado I'll start believing he actually can perform against top tier playoff teams, and he'll unquestionably become the athlete I hate the most in any sport for not doing this a single time with a decade of attempts in Toronto

*"do you hear the people sing" crescendos into a thunderous roar across the exurbs of the continent*

Ok I figured out who it's for within my age demographic

What's a pair of balls to a ballless franchise

When reason fails, the devil helps

Neat summary of the Leafs announcing their new front office

Anyways happy anniversary of when the good Jack and Rose had an argument about the Chrysler building and watched King Kong 17 times in a single night

"I want a bbl, but do I deserve a bbl?"

I encourage you to vote for Hanamaruobake, the cute white ghost with fluffy ears, swirly cheeks, and a hanamaru on his buttocks, in the 2026 Sanrio character ranking poll

Here's a couple beans to count

In hockey news the Ottawa Senators have a broccoli headed fan that made a terrible playoff rally song for the second year in a row and found themselves down 2 games in their round 1 series so the team chased him to Taiwan. Literally banished him to the Orient. Anyways now they're down 3 games

Kinda walks I be taking in early spring before the first bloom

it's appropriate that our pathetic moment doesn't get a metal gear solid 2 seer and we're settling on a jar jar binks merchandiser.

I never watched the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! as a kid but whenever I see clips of it I think it's the most Mexican slapstick comedy sitcom looking program that isn't from Mexico.

Geekie didn't take a shot here. Then he did when it was too late.