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spot@spizotfl· 16d

3rd match here in the last month+ and 3rd weather delay. Gotta love Florida in the summer.

Picture of Orlando City Stadium from the right of the midfield line before the Nashville match.

spot@spizotfl· 19d

Looks like @futi.live is hallucinating a little

Futi app showing a 1-1 score between San Jose Earthquakes and Orlando City when in reality Orlando leads 2-0

spot@spizotfl· Jul 6

FIFA when it comes to the chant

The parents of Ned Flanders dressed as beatniks saying “We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

spot@spizotfl· May 30

I prefer my view

Picture of the field at Orlando City stadium before the Bay FC - Orlando Pride match

spot@spizotfl· May 9

Showing a player’s stat line
Assists: 0
Expected Assists: 3.15

spot@spizotfl· Mar 20

Skeletor is intrigued

Top of picture shows the back of a woman’s head on the left and Skeletor on the right. Skeletor says “Two chicks at the same time”. The bottom of the frame switches to show the woman’s face and the back of Skeletor. We see a Make a Wish foundation sign behind the woman and she says “Sir, I think you are confused about what we do here.”

spot@spizotfl· Feb 22

Kitty is into MLS

Cat in the bottom left corner of the picture sits in front of the TV showing the LAFC-Miami MLS match

spot@spizotfl· Nov 9

Anime image of a guy holding his hand out to a butterfly. Over the guy’s head it says “2-7 Dolphins beat Buffalo” under the butterfly it says “is this superb owl?”

spot@spizotfl· Oct 5

Offensive coach against a shitty defense and his offense doesn’t get 300 yards.

Screenshot of total yards in the Dolphins 27-24 loss to the Panthers showing the Dolphins finish with 248 yards of total offense.

spot@spizotfl· May 22

What day is it Amazon?

Pop-up dialogue that says:
Why the wait?
You’ve already made your monthly audiobook selection. You can select a new title on May 22. In the meantime, save this title to your library for later or go to Audible for more options.

spot@spizotfl· May 5

Have no idea what’s going on in this match, but this is a work of art that I hope doesn’t change

Stats from the Sporting Kansas City vs LA Galaxy soccer match showing SKC leading 1-0 with 0 shots.

spot@spizotfl· Apr 13

Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter from the movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show

spot@spizotfl· Mar 11

Here is my chonky boy who squeezed in a narrow space between the arm of the couch and my lap desk because he needed cuddles.

Grey and brown cat lying on a red blanket between the arm of a couch and a lapdesk.

spot@spizotfl· Feb 23

Orlando City opener view

Orlando City soccer stadium field. View from the east stands showing some crowd in the foreground and the field in the middle.

spot@spizotfl· Feb 5

Seriously @microsoft.com can we do something about this??? This pops up almost every other time copying and pasting in Excel. Why?

Excel error message.
Title: Clipboard error
Message: We couldn’t copy the content to the clipboard because it’s in use by another application. You can still paste your content within this workbook, but it won’t be available in other applications.
Button text: Don’t show again

spot@spizotfl· Dec 15

I didn’t expect to like this as much as I do with the new kitties. Murphy was always her own entity that tolerated humans and would, on occasion, seek them out. Cairdubh and Misha just love cuddling.

A black cat named Cairdubh rests his head and fore paws on the leg of a man on a red blanket. The picture is a closeup of just the cats head and a little bit of the surrounding scene.

spot@spizotfl· Dec 14

Yikes… seems a little tough but also kinda funny.

Image of the expected goals of a shot by Bamford that missed the net.
xG 0.98
xGOT 0.00

spot@spizotfl· Dec 11

Look at that number 8 similar player for Facu... huh...

Table from FBRef.com showing top 10 similar players to Facundo Torres for the last 365 days, just attacking midfielders and wingers:
1. Luciano
2. Pepe
3. Paulinho
4. Nikao
5. Daan Rots
6. Zuriko Davitashvili
7. Gauthier Hein
8. Brenden Aaronson
9. Franco Cristaldo
10. Ferreira

spot@spizotfl· Dec 1

Actually, if Orlando plays a stretch like the start of this season again, just use this picture in the write up.

Still picture from the Once in a Lifetime video by the band Talking Heads. Shows the lead singer David Byrne with his hands up in a suit, bow tie and glasses with the text “Same , as it, ever was.” On top and “Same as it ever was” on the bottom.

spot@spizotfl· Nov 24

Paused from saying stupid stuff on here about the Dolphins to build this for my terrorists (the black kitty is hiding in the black box)

Multi-level cat treehouse in red and black. A grey, brown, and white cat is visible on the bottom left. A black cat hiding in a black box on the treehouse is faintly visible, but easily missed.

spot@spizotfl· Nov 19

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Album cover for “If you’re feeling sinister” by Belle and Sebastian.

spot@spizotfl· Nov 16

That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.

Image of a woman looking through a view finder serving as the cover image of the TV show Wonderfalls

spot@spizotfl· Nov 15

This is me…

Text says “quiz: are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?” Image shows a woman at a laptop with her head tilted slightly.

spot@spizotfl· Nov 11

This is my little terrorist, Caurdubh, attacking my foot.

Black cat with paws around on man’s socked foot that the cat is biting.

spot@spizotfl· Nov 11

Yep, it saves the post to a feed so you can find it later. Kind of like a bookmark, but not quite as clean.

spot@spizotfl· Nov 11

If you see this post a concert pic you took The Magnetic Fields

spot@spizotfl· Nov 8

Just something for the MLS schedule makers when they decide kickoff times for the only playoff match of the day and other marquee matchups…