Mattzarella (@splat-man) · DIRTY

Mattzarella

@splat-man

my apologies…i was under the assumption that i understood things

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Mattzarella@splat-man· Jul 26

pull a few more weeds and i’m set

some whiskey barrels and flower pots with tomatoes and tomatillos with various wildflowers as well

a picture of my long skinny garden with lots of sunflowers in the foreground and vegetables in the background

Mattzarella@splat-man· Jul 22

idk, but this is possibly one of the sexier things about me

screen shot of my home screen with my weekly screen time report that says i averaged 3 hours and 47 minutes per day

Mattzarella@splat-man· Jul 5

holy shit! i have the same fence

blood red sunflower in the foreground and in the background is an old wooden fence

Mattzarella@splat-man· May 28

just follow these simple instructions and you’ll be on your way to more disposable income

small piece of cardboard ripped out with instructions that say
#1. Pull Out

Mattzarella@splat-man· May 21

field of dreams but i want hummingbirds and butterflies and birds and bees and bumblebees and…

picture of my little garden with clover in the foreground and some beautiful purple irises in the background. scattered around are various solar lights for coming out at night and enjoying the sunset the clover has a plethora of bright beautiful blossoms also there are many sunflowers and even some dill weed can’t wait for them to start to bloom and grow bigger

Mattzarella@splat-man· Feb 6

No new pictures, where are you mentally

black and white patch with a skull and the words “it gets worse before it gets worse.” around the border

Mattzarella@splat-man· Feb 3

🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

jack nicholson and his character Art Land from the movie mars attacks! exclaiming “ whoa boy!”

Mattzarella@splat-man· Feb 2

this is who runs this account

me at probably 1 thin hair and a sweet ass turtle neck with tan, blue, and red zig zags

Mattzarella@splat-man· Jan 18

w/o downloading, where are you mentally

a meme of the cartoon characters, scooby doo and shaggy with shaggy asking a question, and the being very shocked at the answer

shaggy asks…is it still a case of the monday's if you feel it ever day?
no, shaggy that is depression
ZOINKS.

Mattzarella@splat-man· Nov 20

sweet

man smoking a cigarette with his gray t-shirt pulled over his head looking thoughtfully into the distance with a caption that read;
“cornholio? i haven’t heard that name in years….”

Mattzarella@splat-man· Nov 1

my response to just about everything

[dismissive wanking gesture]

Mattzarella@splat-man· Oct 26

if it’s not one thing it’s like, 47 other things

up close of my face with a blood vessel popped in my eye

Mattzarella@splat-man· Oct 10

it’s the best

black and white picture anime style character under a blanket with the words
“sorry i can’t hang out, i have to sit at home and feel weird all day.”

Mattzarella@splat-man· Oct 6

"Dress for the job you want" they said

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 29

i mean…

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 24

you see this, post a concert pic you took

picture of the stage after a bad religion concert lots of ppl standing around

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 14

Quote skeet with a funny reaction meme you haven’t found an opportunity to use yet

picture of the pokémon pikachu with its mouth open and a shocked face

with the words “the electric rat…his mouth agape.”

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 13

one of the better bonds for sure

actor timothy dalton smiles in front of a picture of actor timothy dalton smiling
from the movie hot fuzz

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 10

sometimes picking from the gif list isn’t enough for me, so i have some saved on my phone. but most times it says there’s sound but i can’t hear anything

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 9

hell yeah

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 8

who’s coming with?

screen shot of an upcoming screening of dirty dancing and times shown are 6:40pm and 9:05pm

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 8

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

cover for helmets betty album

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 6

no one at the gym has their airdrop turned on 😮‍💨 guess i just put it here

someone: "you look high" me:

man in the clouds with the sun and a fantasy castle on top of a mountain at his back
“bitch i might be!”

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 6

mmm hmm

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 6

ummm…

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 4

this brownie is almost as big as my head hashbrowns thirsty thursday hashbrowns saving bluesky hashbrowns bluesky isn’t dead

in my kitchen mirror i’m holding a brownie in front of my face and also not not trying to show off my forearms

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 4

damn…it feels good to be a gangsta’

fresh cut green grass…probably time to shut off the sprinklers

my gray and black push rotary blade mower…might need the blades sharpened

the dummy behind this skeet me myself with grass and sunflowers and some cosmos as well in the background

Mattzarella@splat-man· Sep 2

for reals 😆

Mattzarella@splat-man· Aug 26

logging on

a picture of a portable toilet on a trailer being pulled down the freeway with a long tail of toilet paper coming out of the bottom of the door

Mattzarella@splat-man· Aug 23

well, it was either go lift, or end up crying at home….

a gym selfie wearing my dead kennedys tshirt trying to flex without flexing 😮‍💨