Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· 24d I think I’m gonna have to kidnap my friend’s cat
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· 27d Hard to have this kind of view and be cynically funny, but I’m trying
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jul 4 The Tell-Tale Breasts - a porn parody
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jun 30 For my gardeners - Is this sugar pie pumpkin plant ready to put in the ground?
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jun 14 Waiting more than 50 years makes this one even sweeter!
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jun 13 It’s under ninety degrees so I’m outside
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jun 13 just a suggestion for your group chat
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· May 16 Slenderman: “you gotta be shit’n me!”
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Feb 16 Goodbye to one of the great ones, whose favorite role was in the truly splendid Lonesome Dove.
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Dec 11 do you even have concubines, bruh?
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Dec 11 I convinced my wife the ones on the left are healthier because they’re round and not orange
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Nov 13 I know how you feel, Young Chicken, my giblets too are of irregular proportions
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Nov 7 People continue to quote the entire headline when linking a news article
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jan 8 Elizabeth Montgomery Bewitched me early on
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jan 8 When it’s cold I like to think back to sun, waves and lobster rolls
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Jan 3 In case you’re looking for something to do this weekend
Splendid Hobo@splendidhobo· Dec 27 Pretty obvious I watched this last night