Chris Spooner
@spoonfulofsport
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Royce White enjoys abusing women, so of course he wants to sign up for the WNBA Draft as an excuse to beat women and call it "just playing basketball"
The #Claptrap2 league in #SFB16 is finished drafting so here's my squad. I took a lot of chances on guys this year; we'll see if it pays off!
This is what Trump means when he says he can look at an immigrant and tell if they're "bad"
Metallica in 2017 at the Iowa Speedway in Newton. Particularly this four-song stretch to close the set before the encore
Both games today have been enjoyable #AFCChampionship #NFCChampionship
I see your Barn Owl and raise you a Northern Pygmy Owl. Do you see how tiny this thing is!
It's #SpotifyWrapped season, and I've known who my top artist was going to be, and what my top album and top songs were going to be for about half the year. I listened to Even in Arcadia by #SleepToken SO MUCH this year
Hey Spoon, how old will you be when the #Dolphins are Super Bowl contenders again? Me:
I still don't understand how people thought "Big Hats" were cool, but people clown Romeo Doubs for wearing a Guardian Cap
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.
"Terrible" might be a stretch, but I think under 50% counts Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
I just realized that, though my #SFB15 draft wrapped up days ago, I forgot to post my full team. Well, here y'all are