“You get that wholesome dating headline done?” “Sure did, boss. Real incestuous just like you asked.”

🎵Une, deux renard kneel before vouz That’s quel je said now

Definitely a peak moment for my tendency to confuse GRWM with GRRM and thus thinking this towel girl had gotten George R.R. Martin to appear in her film

Turns out this clip was about Shasta McNasty

An ad executive fights a traffic ticket in court, then travels to the Midwest.

I guess if the Hobbits were actually white supremacists like Serkis says, then it’s cool that Gollum was trying to kill them

I mean, would YOU get off the couch if you were between these two?

If your ex-husband is behind on child support save yourself money on a PI and just buy a ticket to this

If I’m being served these reels on FB it probably means I should just delete the app and walk into the ocean huh

I have, uh, questions

Hahaha go drive your Cybertrucks into the lake together

Oh no he ordered his IMAX cameras from AliExpress

This is somehow worse than Skynet

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Scoop of the century

A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A ballion ballars

Please, Maximillian Phillip Line was my father

Oh no are all our invite statuses going to get revealed I better get out in front of this. I wasnt invited

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

It looks so much like someone at Apple Movies cooked up all these years ago as sample images for a presentation about Apple Movies and then they just decided to go ahead and make them all