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Rob

@sqlrob

Software Developer Reader Long-time videogamer, single player games from Adventure to Zork Occasional cook Sporadic boardgamer Owned by cats

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Rob@sqlrob· 3d

Why not both?

A bear made of voxels

Rob@sqlrob· 6d

Well, yeah, self admitted even.

A banner from CPAC that says "We are all domestic terrorists"

Rob@sqlrob· 13d

You are giving him way, way too much credit.

The classic atari joystick. Black plastic joystick that can only go four directions with an orange button.

Rob@sqlrob· 18d

Courage the Cowardly Dog starting at a mad scientist

Rob@sqlrob· 28d

ikr? These guys (being the GOP, not the DSA) are so out of touch.

The Archer meme where in the original scene Krieger is going "Stop, Stop, I can only get so hard" captioned "Stop, Stop, I can only vote once"

Rob@sqlrob· Jul 14

Don't forget this.

Jared Kushner wearing an ill-fitting tactical vest over a suit with only "Kush" visible on a large name tag underneath the closing.

Rob@sqlrob· Jul 10

Where have I seen this before....

A screenshot of a steam group named "Boycott Modern Warfare 2 (WE WANT DEDICATED SERVERS)", with a significant proportion of them playing Modern Warfare 2

Rob@sqlrob· Jul 7

Googly eyes being held over the eyes of a pug.

Rob@sqlrob· Jun 27

These guys?

A picture of the Breen from DS9 that look vaguely like an old school Cylon.

Rob@sqlrob· Jun 16

This feels more like their speed.

A bottle of Doritos Vodka next to its black box.

Rob@sqlrob· May 31

The scene from Grim Fandango with Manny and the coroner in the morgue with two slabs, each containing a skeleton with lots of flowers growing out of it.

Rob@sqlrob· May 31

Three kittens asleep in a cuddle pile in a sunspot, with the mother lying next to the wall staring at the camera.

Rob@sqlrob· May 17

Soul mates?

A cow standing in ocean water up to its ankles, looking at the waves.

Rob@sqlrob· May 13

You might want to look at the Black Jacket bundles @valvesoftware.com. Discount looks wonky

Screen shot from a Steam bundle where there's a discount of 10% crossed out and a discount of 9% is emphasized.

Rob@sqlrob· May 3

Kitty's first slack message

Thfrycxxd bacon emoji siren emoji, large smiley face image with flames for eyes.

Rob@sqlrob· Apr 28

My feed right now:

A conincidence in my timeline where Hank Hill and the gang from the opening of King of the Hill that makes it look like Hank is saying Gail's skeet that says "You are correct. It's not meant to be silly, it's about a moment of beauty that walked into his dark world"

Rob@sqlrob· Apr 16

Lady Tyrell from Game of Thrones with Colonel Sanders face poorly photoshopped on sitting at a table, with the text "Tell Camilla. I want her to know it was me"

Rob@sqlrob· Apr 5

Does this face look unreliable?

A coiled white snake wearing plush bunny ears.

Rob@sqlrob· Jan 29

A wizard scowling at a scroll in cursive that looks like it says "How to summon a demon", with a magical circle containing a lemon on the right.

Rob@sqlrob· Jan 15

Bing is really at the top of its game when it uses AI to create those daily quizzes.

Screenshot from the Bing daily quiz.
Question: "Which region is famous for New England clam chowder?"
Multiple choice answers: Texas, New England, California

Rob@sqlrob· Jan 4

A (probably) fake tweet thread by Jersey Mike's subs.
First tweet:
"How do you top your sub?", with an artful picture of pickle slices and various pepper slices.
Second Tweet:
blocked.blocked.blocked.youre all blocked.none of you are free of sin

Rob@sqlrob· Dec 7

Homer Simpson backing into the hedge as a chia pet. This is an official product, not a photoshop.

Rob@sqlrob· Nov 12

Age yourself with gaming

A screenshot from Adventure
You're in valley.
look stream

You are in a valley in the forest beside a stream tumbling along a rocky bed.
s

At your feet all the water of the stream splashes into a 2-inch slit in the rock. Downstream the streambed is bare rock.
s

You are in a 20-foot depression floored with bare dirt. Set into the dirt is a strong steel grate mounted in concrete. A dry streambed leads into the depression.
The grate is locked

Rob@sqlrob· Nov 12

Obviously M rated.

Rob@sqlrob· Nov 9

Forget the classics?

Picture of a car with the Florida license plate A55 RGY. With the position of the orange that is part of all the plates, it looks like "ass orgy"

Rob@sqlrob· Oct 30

How about one with a bonus h & G?

The original Weinersmith identity, with the addition of a power of hGphi to the 1.

Rob@sqlrob· Oct 22

The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.

Rob@sqlrob· Oct 15

WTF @gamepass.xbox.com?

Screenshot of the XBox Mobile app for the BallxPit game just added to game pass.

Current subscription is shown as Ultimate, not including the game.
Below that is a box saying it's included in Ultimate.

Rob@sqlrob· Oct 13

It's not real. Or rather, the tweet is, the person isn't. It's satire.

Rob@sqlrob· Oct 6

Well, yeah. They've said that out loud for a while.

Picture from the 2022 CPAC conference with a "We are all domestic terrorists" banner.

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