Stephen Culp
@srculp
"A little bad taste is like a dash of paprika" Dorothy Parker Opinions expressed on this account are my own. They reflect nothing else.
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I shall hold fond memories of Lil' Miss Strawberry Aspic Lips, such as that time she answered a serious question from a member of the White House Press Corps with "Your mom." Bye, mean girl. See you on Dancing With the Stars, Ms. Riefenstahl...er, Leave itt.
Flood your socials with pics of your freshly cleaned sofas on Sunday! DO IT!!!!
One day, the aide whose job it is to intermittently hold a mirror under DyinDonald's nose, will sidle over to a secret service officer and ask them to a tell certain morgue that "operation ding-dong the pedo's dead" in afoot.