You guys will never guess what I did again

Fizban break

Jyn also gets to go to bed

NOAPS took so long that wine got upgraded to cocktails

Coming home wasted so my dog can lay on my legs and look at me like this

I feel like someone who follows me needs this

Someone put his whole foot in a bowl of chicken grease

If there’s one thing Shane’s gonna do it, it’s burn it it all down

Hello, gorgeous

10 years ago, a teeny-tiny 21 year old Abby got on a 16 hour flight to Singapore to teach a theater class for teenagers. I had a place to stay, a guitar, and enough depression to not realize it was nuts. Genuinely the best summer of my whole life.

Only shrimp I care about

Teaching Fizban about Love Island UK. He doesn’t like it.

Inside. I bought a kit that came with a big sheet of the material and cut it to the size of the window. These magnets go on the window frame and then you use other magnets to attach the corners of the sheet.

How every whiny Democrat moderate sounds rn

sleeping weird

One more Fizban for the late night posters

Park Fizban. Fizban in the park

Jyn want shredded chicken

Enough

Front of the Indycar field rn

Sorry to the haters but this is still full of bangers

🚨 sweet babies alert 🚨

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I regret to inform you that the minions are French

Fizban heard he wasn’t the most internet famous creature in the household anymore and is plotting his revenge

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing