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Robb

@starkravingrobb

Husband. Dad. Localization editor. Pronouns are he/him. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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Robb@starkravingrobb· 18d

I made this in response to a friend who went to Irvine, CA for the first time and said it was pretty sweet.

Milhouse and Nelson from The Simpsons staring disapprovingly. The caption reads “No one who’s been to Irvine would say that.”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jul 31

Remembered what a dork Edmund in the Narnia books is

Anthony Bourdain meme template: “Once you eaten Turkish Delight you’ll never stop wanting to beat Edmund Pevensie to death with your bare hands.”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jul 24

Krusty the Clown on his knees: “They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I’m not made of stone.”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jul 12

Krusty the Clown announcing the death of Lindsey Graham to a rapturous audience of celebrating children.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jul 7

“A second daughter has joined Robb’s family.”

George W. Bush finding out about 9/11

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jul 4

Homer finds out there’s surprise beer in the doghouse that Marge bought with Homer’s swear jar money and says, “Beer! How did you know?”

Robb@starkravingrobb· May 26

Wurman! Worm, man! Wooooooorm man!

Mike Myers from the film So I Married an Axe Murderer

Robb@starkravingrobb· Apr 26

Seymour Skinner: “I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Apr 18

Ultima from Final Fantasy 16

Robb@starkravingrobb· Mar 28

No kings.

The protagonist of the worst Final Fantasy game and his fridged fiancée.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Mar 5

Robb@starkravingrobb· Feb 18

jester mogging

A Moogle Juggler from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

Robb@starkravingrobb· Feb 9

Monosuke shouting “Fuck the Patriots!”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Feb 8

As the guy who wrote this line, I love whenever it becomes relevant again (Jets reference notwithstanding. Go Seahawks!)

Monosuke from Danganronpa V3 declaring “Fuck the Patriots!”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Nov 29

Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Nov 22

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

The coolest dude you’ve ever seen wearing sunglasses, a black backwards cap, black shorts, and a black bowling shirt with flaming skulls on it. The caption reads “I got a message for mozzarella sticks: hide”

Robb@starkravingrobb· Sep 15

Roses are red Some links are causal

CAUTION
CUSTOMER RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE CAUSED BY DRIVING AWAY WITH NOZZLE!

Robb@starkravingrobb· Sep 9

“What’s in the box?” “Pain…”

Kirby sticks his hand in the Gom Jabbar

Robb@starkravingrobb· Aug 31

Kent Brockman from The Simpsons

Robb@starkravingrobb· Aug 21

Mega Victreebel

Baby JD Vance, rotated 180 degrees so as to highlight the similarities to Mega Victreebel.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Aug 13

Bart Simpson as “dear rat boy” chewing on the wall.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Aug 8

Statue of a naked angry man being attacked by children.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jul 12

An unnamed man in a hot-dog costume tries to pretend he’s not the one who crashed a hot-dog-shaped car into a menswear store.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jun 21

Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer

Kamina from Gurren Lagaan

Robb@starkravingrobb· Jun 4

If it doesn’t pan out…

Delita from Final Fantasy Tactics: "Tough… Don’t blame us. Blame yourself or God."

Robb@starkravingrobb· Apr 19

he loves her

World’s handsomest and goodest dog kissing the feet of the cutest baby

Robb@starkravingrobb· Mar 25

Me in the national security group chat

Neo from The Matrix on the phone

Robb@starkravingrobb· Mar 19

All four would be antivaxxers but for different reasons, and the whole episode would be Archie and Meathead arguing over who's antivax for the "right" reason.

Robb@starkravingrobb· Mar 1

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Homor Simpson laying on a couch in a bathrobe smoking a cigar and saying “Everyone is stupid except me.”