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26, She/They, Canadian Some follows and likes may be NSFW Just your average girlfailure. Multifandom goober, mostly SoT but weekly hyperfixations too. I am cringe but I am free. Fiancé: @barbossa5038.bsky.social Profile picture by @sybixchel.bsky.social

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Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 23

Are we being for real right now.

A bag of protein candy. Which is absolutely ridiculous.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 20

(Screenshot from discord) Drew Stevens posted this on Twitter, reposting it here for everyone else. This gives me hope. It’s a sign that internal investigations are ongoing.

Drew Stevens says:

I appreciate that given recent events, for some this month's update may feel a bit tonally 'off' as it was recorded earlier in May. We debated nuking this, but felt it important to continue providing updates on the state of the game and areas we are working on during this time.

For the avoidance of doubt, this month's video does not provide updates on the recent events and I'm unable to answer any questions on it at this time. Feel free to fire away on game-side stuff though!

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 12

>”I’m a trans ally! 🥰🩵🤍🩷🏳️‍⚧️” >*looks inside* >chaser

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 6

Some screenshots to go with the updated/definitive edition of my #SeaOfThieves pirate's lore that I'm actively writing. I've decided to call her story "A Legendary Star". These are the shots associated with Chapter 1: Care and Crash Course at Old Sailor Isle Full story coming Soon™️

Anne resting near a campfire, Ramsey standing guard over her as she regains her strength

Anne bewildered by her surroundings while Ramsey stands behind her. Her clothes are torn from the crash and her eye is bandaged.

Anne sitting looking out to the horizon, Ramsey stands behind her, ready to answer any questions she may have.

Anne overlooking the Devil's Shroud while her ship stands proudly in the water next to her.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 5

Didn't get a chance to post last night but I am an official member of the ORDERGANG now! 3 down, 3 to go.

"Order of Souls Distinction 5 awarded" while anne leans on a wall next to an OoS representative.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 3

Something seems off here...

A skeleton doing the pledge of fortune and a ghost doing the pledge of flame

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 2

Attempted to edit that old Merrick render to bring it more in line with his current appearance, not perfect but I think it's pretty close. #Seaofthieves

Merrick, recoloured to look more like his current ghostly self

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 2

Friendly Foes #SeaOfThieves Mini lore dump: Anne has an interesting relationship with one Ashen Lord, Captain Grimm. They're best be described as frenemies. Bonding over their love of fun battles and cheesy one-liners, they love kicking each other's asses and always look forward to their next brawl.

Anne on her boat at night, coyly waving towards an Ashen tornado, expecting to see Grimm pop out soon.

Anne and Grimm gearing up to attack each other, Anne with a knife and Grimm with a fireball.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 2

I don't think that's supposed to happen... #seaofthieves

A sloop turned upside down by a megalodon attack

Star the Bard@starlightfox· May 2

I've noticed something interesting in Athena's Fortune: If you shine your lantern at the ghost NPCs (doesn't work on Ramsey) you can see their true colours. #SeaOfThieves

Louise and Teddy, looking a lot more lively than normal.

Blind Bob, who was most surprising to me. His blindfold is revealed to be green and his beard blonde.

Samuels true colors revealed, he's wearing some rather nice green clothes

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 29

The Hunter's Apprentice #SeaOfThieves Mini lore dump: Anne and Merrick are good friends, sharing a mutual love of both fishing and music. Anne sees Merrick as a role model, and Merrick considers her an honorary member of the Hunter family. First screenshot taken by @barbossa5038.bsky.social

Anne posing in front of Merrick's memorial statue at sunrise, copying his outfit and stance.

Ditto, but Anne is in front of the statue and there's a noticeable lens flare from the sun.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 28

Me, for years: It would be amazing if they snuck a Spongebob reference into SoT somehow Rare: Say no more.

the flavor text for the grub wriggle emote, which mentions dropping on the deck and flopping like a fish, lyrics from the Spongebob theme.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 28

The only way I will accept Pombon turning bipedal is if it turns into this. #PokemonWindsandWaves #Pokemon

Greater dog from undertale, a heavily armored dog.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 26

How I sleep being a fan of something without interacting with the fandom (This is mainly about TADC but applies to literally every fandom)

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 25

(I'm hoping to finally shart Anne's lore onto a google doc soon but don't count on it lol)

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 25

Evil ass clown

a clown juggling intimidatingly with red eyes

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 24

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 23

A story in two pigs.

A living, sharply dressed living pig named Dinner, next to a ghost pig named "Leftovers"

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 23

This is probably the era equivalent to someone heating up fish in the office microwave...

Anne stinking up the sea fort by putting multiple large fish on the stove. She has a spatula to turn them with.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 23

Sherry...?

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 22

nah just like you need sleep.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 22

Me too!

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 21

Hard to find a bathroom while sailing the seas...

Anne, sans her jacket and pants, attempting to relieve herself on an island.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 21

He will be placed in every tavern.

Star the Bard@starlightfox· Apr 20

I stayed up to get the Merrick Recipe quests done before the end of the event. I would love it if they kept these as a permanent voyage type for Hunter's Call. They feel unique while still being chill.