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@starman1987

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starman1987@starman1987· Jul 4

Well, it's the Fourth of July! Time to watch the most American movie ever made!

Poster for the movie "Beavis and Butthead Do America"

starman1987@starman1987· Jul 3

If'n y'all've never seen this show, but you like Bruce Campbell, i would describe it as "The Scarlet Pimpernell meet Zorro meets James Bond meets Hogan's Heroes".

Poster for the show "Jack of All Trades" starring Bruce Campbell

starman1987@starman1987· Jul 1

Was cleaning my apartment and came across a relic from a bygone era.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 18

My favorite projects are the kind that have an hour or two of actual work, then you just let them set for days. These pickled veggies and eggs will be ready to eat by the weekend!

Asparagus, green beans, pearl onions, mushrooms, and eggs in five jars of pickle brine.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 16

The Druid enjoying a potion after combat.

A crow in a field next to a plastic soda cup.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 16

I envy people who have the time to sit in a field and enjoy a drink.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 13

In case you're wondering the type of weirdo i am, i do keep labeled samples from every batch of cannabis infused honey i've ever made. (I have a special notebook with the information written down.)

A series of small glass jars with cork stoppers containing honey in various colors, all labeled with individual marks.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 12

Also, someone found a bun that can twerk.

A split burger bun that looks like buttocks.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 12

How my coworkers stack cheese (left) versus how i stack cheese (right).

A sloppily stacked thing of cheese next to a taller, neatly stacked thing of cheese.

starman1987@starman1987· Jun 5

Post an album you've listened to 100 times.

Cover of Blind Melon's self titled album with a little girl wearing a bee costume.

starman1987@starman1987· May 26

Just got back from running errands and i got so many compliments on my shoes!

Doc Martins with a bright flowery pattern on them.

starman1987@starman1987· May 21

An example of how my family didn't really understand me. Everyone knew i really like knives so these are the kind of things i would get on my birthday and have to pretend i thought were cool. (Cleaning my apartment and finding all sorts of things from my past.)

Three overly designed knives with spider, scorpion, and dragon motifs.

starman1987@starman1987· May 15

Screenshots from "King of the Hill" with Bobby and Hank talking by a grill.
Hank, "Yup. These are medium rare.
Bobby, "What if someone wants theirs well done?"
Hank, "We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."

starman1987@starman1987· May 14

Cleaning out my outside closet (finally!) and found this! This was one of my favorite shirts back in high school!

Old t-shirt with a skull wearing a crown.

starman1987@starman1987· Mar 29

Found this at work. It's the same size as mine!

A pickle slice that is shaped vaguely like a penis.

starman1987@starman1987· Mar 21

Took this from work last night! (with permission, of course)

starman1987@starman1987· Mar 17

Was doing laundry (my apartment complex has a laundry room) and when i'm pulling my clothes out of the dryer i notice a sock that clearly isn't mine. I think, "I'll leave this on the counter in case they come back for it." Then i turn the sock rightside out and immediately change my mind.

A black sock with Arnold from "Hey, Arnold!" in a heart with hearts around him

starman1987@starman1987· Mar 12

Brooke flirting: "Hey girl! Do you like your men skinny? I'm bone thin, but i bone hard, girl!"

Brooke from "One Piece" wearing a headband, a wristband, and a yellow collored shirt with the buttons that go halfway down the shirt undone while smoking a cigarette.

starman1987@starman1987· Mar 8

Panel 1: Lucille Bluth saying "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally
Panel 2: Text that says, "earlier that day..." and Lucille Bluth saying, "I don't care for Gob."

starman1987@starman1987· Feb 19

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Picture of David Bowie with the text
"Existing is Exhausting"

starman1987@starman1987· Feb 11

My favorite types of projects are the kind thay have about twenty minutes to an hour of actual work, then it sets for days! I'll look over at these jars for the next few days and think, "Yes! I am being productive and making something!" while i'm getting high and watching old anime.

Two jars of sauerkraut on a counter, set to start fermenting.

Jar of red cabbage set to start fermenting.

starman1987@starman1987· Feb 4

Various jars on a cluttered counter prepped for pickling the veggies in said jars. (Mushrooms, asparagus, hard boiled eggs, pearl onions, garlic, and pickling spces)

Various jars on a cluttered counter prepped for pickling the veggies in said jars. (Mushrooms, asparagus, hard boiled eggs, pearl onions,

starman1987@starman1987· Feb 3

Mission success!

Unopened knife set with two knives
White speckled handles

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 29

I fuckin' love mushroom burgers!

A mushroom burger on an onion bun with cheese on a plate next to another onion bun with cream cheese for a second mushroom burger.

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 24

Advertisement for Dr.Pepper served hot with a snowman holding a steaming cup.

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 22

UH-oh. I accidentally bought Antifa shoes. I guess i'm #Woke now.

Inside heel of a shoe that reads "DREAMCELL(r) ANTI-FATIGUE"
"81/2"
"Tredsafe(r)"

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 14

I'd say i did damned well for my first attempt!

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 14

A mixture of rice, ground beef, onion, parsley, mint, dill, salt, pepper, cinnamon, and nutmeg.

Grape leaves and sliced tomatoes in a pot.

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 13

How much do you think it would cost to set one of these up with all modern hardware? Parts and labor. Not saying i can afford it right now, but if i know how much it'll cost i can save up. #TechAdvice #90's #RetroTech #Technology #ComputerCustomizing #Hashtag #ClearPlastic

Apple Computers from the 90's with clear colored plastic.

starman1987@starman1987· Jan 13

Y'all ever think about crushes you had when you were really young and how strange some of them were? When i was about six i had a crush on Mokey from the Fraggles that i forgot about until i went back and watched "Fraggle Rock" in my twenties. #ChildhoodCrush #Memories #FraggleRock #Hasthag #OutOfSp