Stassi Lane 🌼
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Just thought I’d let y’all know that it’s my 30th birthday next week 🎂🎉 I’ll be heading away for it, celebrating properly down the coast from the 31st through to the 4th of August 🗓️ If you’re tempted to treat me- ikea or JB hifi gift cards are the go for my house projects and audio tech dreams 🎁
Dangerously a brand new massage place has opened up directly across the road from me, I just got relaxed to the max with an absolute rub down 😍
Just letting y’all know that this lil guy is now on greeter duties at my incall. In the past I’ve always put him away in a separate area during bookings, but honestly he’s weaselled his way into ruling the house. Which yknow, it’s his home so fair enough really for him to get all areas access 😌
a shirt that covers almost nothing is somehow always hotter than wearing nothing at all 😌
I just wanted to share a little achievement I reached today of 50 plasma & blood donations 🎉🩸💉 If this encourages any follower to donate also then I’ll be thrilled, it’s been a really rewarding activity for me to do every couple of weeks. Being and/or seeing a SWer is no longer a disqualifier fyi 😌
Spending saturday night with my one true love 🧡 Sorry y’all, available for incalls from Monday onwards next week ✨
Just got cracked apart like Humpty Dumpty— it was 100% necessary after hitting two PRs at the gym this morning 🏋🏻♀️
Out bush with my baby, back in Melbourne and available for bookings Tuesday onwards 🥰
apologies to anyone who was a fan of the bush I had grown, I did just do some deforestation 😅 might grow it back though over winter, who knows
too cold for cute itty-bitty activewear this morning in Melbourne, but idk I think my tiger shirt is pretty sick anyway 🐅⚡️
imagine no-showing your appointment for a perfect Monday night ✨ ah well, guess y’all get to see what he missed out on 😌
how am I ever meant to get off this couch when he’s snoozing on me?? tha nap trapper that he is 💤
that’s me done for the week 😘 but if you want to catch me next week, I have some rare Monday availability then daily through to Saturday
Cheers to the last moment of sun & warmth in Melbourne for the next six to nine months 🌞
sorry no naked pics, just a perfectly cosy Friday night in with my sleepy boy ✨