Tom

@stealthisbook

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Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 30

How's the weather?

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Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 30

Oh no. I had no idea who Tony Hinchcliffe was, so my brain substituted Tony Clifton and now the image won't go away

Tony Clifton, a rotund 70s crooner wearing a sparkly yellow tuxedo coat and oversize bow tie. He has dark hair with a mustache, thick sideburns and is wearing opaque sunglasses.
Also, this is actually Andy Kaufman wearing a wig

Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 24

Thought bubble that says "he better put a baby in me before that bitch gets her claws in him

Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 17

Marc Andreesen erasure

Chest high photo of a white man gesturing widely as though explaining how big the fish he almost caught was. He's wearing an off white shirt and suit jacket. Importantly this man has a very pointy bald head

Tom@stealthisbook· May 29

Switching out my ATM card for a cordless sander

Bosch cordless orbital sander with a dust collector

Tom@stealthisbook· May 15

My actual parents

Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke.
Dick is on all fours and Mary is straddling him brandishing a riding crop

Tom@stealthisbook· May 2

Or, even more, I miss politicians feeling obligated to campaign in cowboy drag and looking ridiculous

Screencap from failed Colorado 2006 Beauprez for governor campaign. Pictured is an older white guy (Bob) wearing a cowboy hat, canvas barn jacket, jeans and cowboy boots. He's holding a pitchfork and standing outside of a barn or stable.
Most importantly, and much commented on at the time, he is standing next to a saddled reddish brown colored horse. Or rather, since the horse is facing away from the camera, Bob is standing next to the horse's ass

Tom@stealthisbook· Apr 6

I've never paused that scene to notice the details of his speeder. Did Lucas just raid a playground?

Playground spring rider, pictured indoors. It is a worn gray seal (maybe a shark?) with a saddle on its back and handlebars sticking out of its head, mounted on a big rusty spring. It's wearing a January cap and has a sinister smile. Perfectly suited for providing that little bit of childhood trauma

Tom@stealthisbook· Jan 6

He's disappointed in his existing brood of failures and wants an heir apparent. Melania said no, but watching a movie with RFK sparked a discussion...

Poster for the movie, Junior. The stars face the viewer with Danny DeVito on the left wearing a stethoscope, holding it to Arnold Schwarzenegger's bulging, very pregnant stomach. Arnie looks shocked and next to him is Emma Thompson, smiling. The legible writing is the stars' names at the top, the tagline "Nothing is inconceivable", and the title centered in the lower middle.

Tom@stealthisbook· Dec 17

Panel from the Transmetropolitan comic. Spider Jerusalem is slumped on the floor leaning against his home maker matter replicator. He's saying "My household appliance is on drugs. Horrible"
The maker has a separate speech bubble saying "Waagh" because Spider has ripped out the wiring for its hallucination circuitry

Tom@stealthisbook· Dec 2

Found it

Frame from the MASH tv show. Shows two men driving an army jeep

Tom@stealthisbook· Nov 23

A movie that takes place where you're from

Plainsong (2004) Hallmark Hall of Fame tv movie
DVD? cover art with Aidan Quinn wearing glasses in the foreground. Rachel Griffiths is behind him, to his left looking at him with a vaguely amused look. The background is prairie with a very small distant figure of two kids on a horse. Behind everything is the front range of the Rockies

Tom@stealthisbook· Nov 19

Fuck it. I'm calling for a Hall of Justice

Picture of the Hall of Justice from DC comic's Super Friends. It is an arched concrete building with a pool in front with "Hall of Justice" lettered on the front. It strongly resembles the Cincinnati Union Terminal

Tom@stealthisbook· Nov 18

Tacos Rapidos.

Nighttime photo of a neon-lit fast food restaurant, probably a former Taco Johns, with a walk-up window and drive thru shown. Lighted signs on the front and side of the building say Tacos Rapidos

Tom@stealthisbook· Nov 18

Turning to OnlyFans after Lazytown gets cancelled

Robbie Rotten, the villain from the Icelandic children's fitness themed show LazyTown

Tom@stealthisbook· Nov 11

Come to my day off and tempted to commemorate the occasion of Dick Cheney's death with a watch of Rambo III

Frame from the ending of Rambo III with text overlaying a desert battle scene. It says "This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"

Tom@stealthisbook· Oct 28

Restauranteur and pillar of the community? Also a massive cokehead

The facade on the front of a Bob Evans restaurant. The place so well known for their side dishes that even in my shitty local grocery store you can find Bob Evans mac and cheese or mashed potatoes. I have no idea what kind of food they actually serve

Tom@stealthisbook· Oct 28

The issue with voice control when you ask for rapping Crichton

Picture of Kryton from Red Dwarf. He is smiling and wearing his usual chrome body armor. Chances are that he will shortly begin busting out some sick rhymes in a comically cringe manner

Tom@stealthisbook· Oct 2

@postoctobrist.bsky.social I just caught that you'll be talking about some Denver shenanigans in an upcoming No Gods No Mayors, and I'm all set to read along

Stack of two books, vols 1 and 2 of Denver in Our Time by Phil Goodstein

Tom@stealthisbook· Sep 11

Out Run by SEGA
Picture shows the arcade cabinet art of a red convertible sports car overtaking a semi truck on a seaside highway

Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 20

Italian restaurants know how to treat a pooch

Scene from Lady and the Tramp in which cocker spaniel Lady and schnauzer mix Tramp are seated at a table in the alley behind an Italian restaurant for a romantic spaghetti dinner. Owner, Tony, and his chef are serenading the two

Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 15

Screenshot from Thunderball. Pictured part of a nuclear bomb with the words "WARNING" and "HANDLE LIKE EGGS" stenciled on the side

Tom@stealthisbook· Jun 5

Panel from Achewood. In the midst of a conversation between Ray and Todd about what other products need to have testicles.
Pictured: Closeup of a Ray's paw holding up a Nokia phone from which dangles a tiny nut sack.
Speech bubble: "ChatSacks," as I'm calling them, will come in a dual-ball base model."

Tom@stealthisbook· May 4

www.cage-tech.com

Parts and assembly diagram for a guillotine.

Tom@stealthisbook· Apr 28

Don't sweat the small stuff? Don't sweat at all

Porco Rosso from the Studio Ghibli movie. He's a mustachioed anthropomorphic pig dressed in aviator clothes seated in the cockpit of a plane, giving a thumbs up

Tom@stealthisbook· Apr 20

Cover of the book by James Howe "Bunnicula Strikes Again!"
Shows a red-eyed, fanged, black and white rabbit in what appears to be a movie theater lobby.

Tom@stealthisbook· Apr 20

If they'd wanted a Geoffrey Lewis character, they could've just cast him

Photo of crag-faced, balding older actor Geoffrey Lewis, wearing a blue shirt. He's at an event, looking into the camera and smiling.

Tom@stealthisbook· Apr 7

Dude trundled along for years more or less supporting the status quo that made him money. He decided to go all in on the first opportunity for maximum racism, so now he's just a chimpfucker

Page from Transmetropolitan in which Spider Jerusalem is being guided into a convention center. There are five panels with the following dialog:

Y'see that stage there? Buncha years back I designed that, built it m'self, but do they call me Bill the stage builder? Naaa...

Y'see these doors? It was sixteen years ago I fixed them up, but do they call me Bill the handyman? Naaaa...

Wrote these floor guides, but do they call me Bill the Guide? Naaaa...

Hey! Bill Chimpfucker!

Eeeehhhh...

Here y'go

Not seen in the next page panel, Bill Chimpfucker states "it was just the once"

Tom@stealthisbook· Mar 26

Can't. Don't even know the meaning of the term

Photo of dictionary text starting with the entry for Jurisdictive followed by Jurisprudence.

Tom@stealthisbook· Mar 26

I have the most dictionary. My admission to the bar is presumably in the mail