Steamed Headcrabs

@steamedheadcrabs

NOT IN OUR NAME! 🇵🇸 🕊️ Jewish🕎, Queer🏳️‍🌈, Autistic, proud descendant of Australopithecus🙊 Really into monsters, old monster movies, ancient mythology, paleontology, and furry porn.

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Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· 16d

So anyways. My autistic ass felt the need to make this.

10 different movie depictions of the Trojan Horse. From the silent 1911 "Fall of Troy" to Nolan's "Odyssey"

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· 21d

I love all of you!

4 film versions of the cyclops. From "Ulysses" (1954), "7th Voyage of Sinbad" (1958), "The Odyssey" (2026), and "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· 22d

Here's my eternal opinion on all versions of the Odyssey: they all rock! (1997 one is pretty stupid, but still okay).

a poster for the 1954 film "Ulysses" starring Kirk Douglas. But I've added a bunch of stupid memes to it, including the sus face, an amongus guy, the sans eye, and a scumbag hat and sunglasses

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· 23d

"safe to be around" Man fuck you

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· 23d

Called him "Pharisees"???? Can leftists not be antisemitic.... For even five minutes???

Neo Monster Island saying "For the hearts of the Soda City. The Street preached opened his monologue about me, for five solid minutes. He mentioned me multiple times during his speech. I called him Pharisees and he did not appreciate that. When I said I prayed to Jesus for direction and this is what he told me to do, he called me a liar and deceiver. For the hearts of the Soda City and beyond"

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 30

Perseus actually does that in the Peplum movie "Perseus, the Invincible". Also, Medusa looked like THIS in that movie.

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 29

same character, btw

Sir Ralph Richardson as the Crypt Keeper in the 1972 film "Tales from the Crypt"

The (John Kassir voiced) puppet Cryptkeeper in the music video "Crypt Jam". He's wearing a hip hop outfit.

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 26

A picture of the Classic Universal Monsters (Frankenstein, Dracula, etc.) that says "C.U.M."

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 23

Go drink gorilla shit

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 20

Image of pregnant Freddy Krueger with the text reading, "Grandpa in his chair 20 minutes after eating Thanksgiving dinner and saying the most racist shit you've ever heard"

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 12

This take sucks. Let's change the topic to how funny this Simpsons scene is

Homer being tried on the Planet of the Donuts

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 1

Obligatory Pride post

"Mike Tyson Mysteries" screenshot where Mike has "BI GUY" license plate.

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· Jun 1

I like that it has a Planet of the Apes type caste system. (I mean, obviously I'm against inequality. But I love Planet of the Apes, and this reminds me of it.)

Scene from "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" where orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees all sit divided, in a stadium.

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 30

Such a weird concept. Taking out the worst of the Special Editions, but leaving in the regular changes that we didnt need. At least I assume that's what this is. TBF, I ain't shitting on this idea. It's not for me, but I get that someone could have the desire to do this.

YouTube video titled: "How I *fixed* the special editions- introducing the Universal editions"

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 28

I like to imagine this wasnt David Banner turning into the Hulk, whilst in the taxi, but instead the Hulk is legit trying to get somewhere.

A youtube video titled "Hulk Takes a Taxi!".
The thumbnail shows the Lou Ferrigno Hulk in the back of a taxi cab, and the taxi driver is only just noticing.

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 23

alien guy in The Simpsons saying "I begin to fear you are too stupid."

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 19

So I been watching Japanese Planet of the Apes. That's all.

Kid in gibbon mask being watched by the MST3K crew

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 16

(I post this knowing Seth Rogen isnt a bad person. Hes just never been in anything good.)

Heartbreaking the worst person you know just made a great point

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 11

yes!

Dexters Lab screenshot where Action Hank beats up a NAZI pony

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 7

A youtube video titled "every frankenstein adaptation sucks and heres why"

Homer Simpson saying "anybody care what this guy thinks?"

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 6

"Leftists" the minute some old billionaire dies. Apparently.

Scene from spongebob where the guy's sandwhich was a fried boot

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 6

New art I got from @theocombelart.bsky.social Featuring @seyumei.bsky.social 's Cute Bunny. Asked Combel to add this retro-future look to my world and I really like it!

Futuristic world with a male naked koala and female naked dog walking to the left. Then there's a big buff cute bunny walking to the right. There's a poster behind them with three naked women that says "WE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE! How about you?". There's a flying security camera and a lot of futuristic-looking buildings in the back.

Steamed Headcrabs@steamedheadcrabs· May 4

So uhh, I'm just starting out with pixel art for the first time, but I did a thing and I genuinely wanna make a simple game based around this premise.