Stefán

@stefanorn

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Stefán@stefanorn· 14d

Me calling out for a mate

Image of a section of the Bayeux tapestry portraying an individual, having climbed up a tree or something like it, with text that looks like "thic" above them.

Stefán@stefanorn· Jul 17

B52 Stratofortress moment before pre airshow accident

Stefán@stefanorn· Jul 17

Is this what childbirth will look like after the robots take over and we are enslaved to AI overlords?

Ad for a herniated disc pulley treatment bed machine thingy. Doesn't look particularly medically proven or FDA approved

Stefán@stefanorn· Jul 16

Getting bad down in Florida too folks are donning eye protection

Stefán@stefanorn· Jun 30

Yo who's been fucking with my algorithm? Why am I getting served ads for HORSE PRILOSEC?

An ad for Gastrobim, Omeprazole for equine ulcer treatment

Stefán@stefanorn· Jun 24

Do not, my friends, become addicted to a comfortable temperature. It will take a hold of you, and you will come resent it's absence

Immortan Joe from Mad Max giving a speech about air conditioning

Stefán@stefanorn· Jun 5

"There's not going to be any speed limiters, you stupid slut." Meme

Stefán@stefanorn· May 13

I MEAN LITERALLY, I COOKED.

Plated braised beef shank and sauce and roasted bell peppers and a slice of our daily bread. Paired with a red wine.

Stefán@stefanorn· May 7

Much prefer this portrayal www.vanityfair.com/news/story/v...

Rubio from last year's Vanity Fair shoot at the White House

Stefán@stefanorn· Mar 13

Hold up why doesn't everyone just go over land, it's a shortcut No slow boat detour in a faraway sea just plop over to the Mediterranean - or even drive the whole wa y 70mph baby yea

Map of Europe and the middle east. A red line goes through the straight of hormuz and ends in a question mark, while a green line indicates a suggested shortcut through the spicy region, a hot region

Stefán@stefanorn· Mar 3

Doing the confusing math meme but it's a lady wearing a beekeeper suit. And there are snakes.

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 25

😳

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 23

Is it this one?

you can't scare me.

I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.

timeline.alchemy

The Subway

Chappe

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I had a little grey alien as an invisible friend...

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 21

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 19

Lauren tweets "windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time, Unreal

Below Ted kaczynski is superimposed on a picture of a loading windows context menu

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 19

Caramelizing onions with ADHD is braver than the troopps

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 17

This is th eworst day of my life

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 17

Forgot my earbuds at home; have to raw dog the grocery store now

Crying emoji throwing their hands in the air

Stefán@stefanorn· Feb 16

So I binged heated rivalry and

Stefán@stefanorn· Jan 21

edite horse_ebooks tweet saying "Everything happens not enough please happen more"

Stefán@stefanorn· Jan 18

"haha, what are the French going to do? Cheese eating sur-"

Screenshot from the game Europa Universalis 4, showing France, a powerful nation to start the game as and throughout, having conquered the entire world map.

Stefán@stefanorn· Jan 7

Oh my fucking god. I would rather be waterboarded.

Ms. Pierce encouraged Stefani Karp and Faraz Abidi, a couple that had just met on a dating app, to slow dance in front of a crowd as part of their first date.

A research scientist and a stand-up comedian walked into a symposium. They were accidentally matching, in black jeans and gray long-sleeve shirts. They sat on a couch at the front of the room, their legs almost touching.

We watched them negotiate their connection, trying to figure out if they liked each other and how much they ought to show it. Then we interrogated them.

"What are your relationships with your mothers?"

"Do you want kids?"

"Somebody open a prediction market!"

"We would like it if you slow-danced for us,” Ms. Pierce said.

They assumed the standard position. The audience felt giddy with the possibility that we could engineer a romance with a few simple commands. When the symposium ended, they decided they were better off as friends.

Stefán@stefanorn· Jan 2

It is giving

DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD

AND WHO WANNA LEARN TO DO OTHER STUFF GOOD TOO

Stefán@stefanorn· Jan 1

Alright

Merriam-Webster

@merriam-webster.com

Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.

Merriam-Webster

Your 2026 Word

"potato"

Stefán@stefanorn· Dec 17

I present to you here a map of drug and serious crime and violence intensity throughout the US; clearly identifying specific hot spots!

Map of the us showing density of something geographically, coloured shades of green to amber to red as the density increases.

Stefán@stefanorn· Dec 11

Top text: GO AHEAD, BUY IT
Bottom text: GOOFY ASS

On top of an illustration of a clown and list of products and prices:

Clown Wig

210

BUY

Clown Suit

450

BUY

BUY

Clown Shoes

300

Stefán@stefanorn· Dec 11

I wonder if it's a situation like the one Kate Mulgrew found herself in? @foldablehuman.bsky.social did a great video essay on it, at youtu.be/icwDF8wRgF4?...

Wikipedia: In 2014, Mulgrew narrated a documentary film, The

Principle, that aims to promote the discredited idea of

the geocentric model. Mulgrew said that she was

misinformed as to the purpose of the documentary,

going on to say "I am not a geocentrist, nor am I in

any way a proponent of geocentrism... I do not

Stefán@stefanorn· Nov 22

Picture from a broadcast of a charismatic priest with subtitles "Jesus, i see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."

Stefán@stefanorn· Nov 5

I mean, this is scorching, blazing

A very spicy coloured suit oo oof ah ouch

Stefán@stefanorn· Nov 4

I Love Technology It Is Great