It's this guy, go get it

I've decided I need to stop hating how I look, is here's my face

I have questions about the newspaper in Mitch McConnell's proof of life photo

Everyone look at Bear in pajamas

Once upon a time, I saw this pro-arthropod propaganda, and now I have like three spiders just chilling in random places in my house because okay they can live here too. They're just little guys!

So, while I was trying to decide what to wear today, I kept saying out loud "no, not this one, I'm mad at the Flyers" and then I found the perfect shirt. Because I'm not mad at Hillary Knight! Which I also said aloud.

This section of my closet is for all my sports clothes: jerseys, shirts, anything related to a team or sports (and towels, mind your business). I've only been wearing Flyers shirts for the past 3 weeks, as you can see there's a lot of variety to choose from.

69 420

This was perfect timing @wing2j.bsky.social @tgk.bsky.social

I saw a cat

Put this in my cart this morning, fuck it, full send

When you're one second late for dinner

I don't go on Threads often, but when I do

Shut down the internet, it is over

Jim Jackson laughing about Flyers fans booing Crosby after 20 years like this didn't happen. PHILADELPHIA DOES NOT FORGET!

Bernie Parent was a larger than life personality and will be missed by the entire hockey community.

Thank

Posting this picture on Instagram is how I found out my dad has notifications turned on for every post of mine. Woo.

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

Say Drake

I hate this

Anyway, this is my backyard. In Georgia.

We're the three best friends that anyone could have

Respectfully, RESPECTFULLY

5 years ago I spontaneously gave birth to an 8 pound Staffordshire Terrier Mix and named him Bear. He has been trying to get back inside my body ever since. Happy gotcha day you doof.