FUCK ICE.
@stephenmiller4ft10
Just here to crack my lil' jokes while it's still legal. Married w/ Children.
I do not have an adequate enough vocabulary to explain to you how much ass this sucks.
My sister got married this weekend and my wife and I looked fucking GOOD!!!
He's morphing into a Vogon from Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy...
Below you will see a photo of a senile old man wearing orange face paint standing next to the President of China. The old man wearing face paint is lost in thought, clearly conjuring up creative new ways to defraud and disenfranchise the citizens of the United States of America.
This shit is exhausting.... all they know how to do is lie. Not well, mind you.
My kids getting to tour The Shoe while I’m stuck at work is low key pissing me off lol
I might have to change my handle to get @minakimes.bsky.social or @pablo.show to respond but I'll try anyway. I can't stop thinking about this Tiger Woods issue I have. Epstein was convicted of soliciting prostitution involving a minor in 2008.
My weekend. Kids on screens and the dog following me around the house to “spend time with them.”
My boys have had an excellent X-mas…. Despite me being useless for most of it!
Our planet will become inhabitable so that Google AI can tell me it’s Christmas Day on the 24th.
If I’m not on here being annoying I’m usually playing video games or watching my kids play soccer. These fools are headed to the championship!
My mother and step father are in Italy and this is the shit they’re sending me while I work 😡
Please, somebody tell them. They have to at least pretend to be smart.
I met J Cole like 12 years ago after a Jay Z concert…. I was hammered so I rapped his verse to ‘A Star is Born’…..