SteveP 🇨🇦

@stevecantsmell

I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me ->

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SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· 22d

Sharing this on Facebook to show I’m funny and appreciated elsewhere.

Screencap of My Ulysses skeet nd metrics. 1.2k likes? They don’t appreciate me on Facebook

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· 23d

ted lasso pointing at his believe sigh, but it says Be Steve

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· 27d

I like how I took a screenshot of the smoke map just as you quoted Wilson Philips

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· 28d

A tomato slice that looks like a surprised face

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 13

You have my vote.

Nobel Peace Prize Medal. Text says "Nobel Peace Price 'working from home in parents' living room (while mother recovers from surgery)"

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 11

OMW to steal your girl

Lowly Worm drinving his apple car. Text says “you got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here”

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 10

What? Next you’ll say they don’t check the humours.

A valentine card with a plague doctor on the side. The message says “if you had the plague I would save my finest leeches for you” and blank spaces to write in To and From

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 9

Name an obscure film featuring an a-list actor/actress McBain!

Christopher Walken in McBain, a 1991 war movie with Maria Conchita Alonso and Michael Ironside

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 8

Today at 3am club lets talk about when the feeling of contentment is a lie because you’ve been taught that being excited is shameful

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 7

Seriously. What the fuck? Did I say something? I posted something kinda sexual yesterday and erased it immediately But I appreciate you, Charlie

My iPhone notice 5 people have blocked me recently

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 6

A Venn diagram of two circles intersecting. One says “good things” and the other says “things from England” and the only thing in the middle intersecting lens is “Venn diagrams”

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 5

Cute fact: the Canadian Supreme Court has a mascot named Amicus (That’s not our SC, those are pages. Our SC looks like a Santa convention)

Amicus the owl, a person in an owl suit. The owl has glasses and wearing the Canadian Suprene Court ceremonial red and white robe

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 4

support these data centers: schools libraries bookstores

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 4

A man and woman who posted a black flag on the Empire State Building. The flag text has been changed to say "Libraries are the best place in the world"

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 4

I read about a diving cave so dangerous there are signs that say "pass this point and you're dead. for real" found it. Eagles Nest FL. So Nazis, too?

an underwater diving sign with a grim reaper saying "Stop. Prevent your death. Go no further"

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 3

and I made a few valentines.

Gimli valentine: certainty of death? Small chance of success? What are we waiting for?

Legolas valentine: excuse me, are lembas? Because one bite of you can sate a grown man

Aragorn valentine: WE DO NOT STOP UNTIL NIGHTFALL

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 3

You would think. I have a couple

Sauron from Lord of the rings. The background is multi-coloured like a rainbow and the text says "I put the bi in bitch"

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 3

Definitely safer than a narrow cave. Eek

Manga drawing of a man climbing into one of several man-shaped holes in the side of a cliff. He's manic and in his compulsion yelling "This is my hole! It was made for me!"

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 3

want a meme?

A photo of a kitten that looks like he's marching on his hind legs. The text says "It's Friday. Walk in. Fuck shit up. Walk out."

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 2

I’m letting my carrots touch my potatoes — I’ve just given up

Puréed carrots and mashed potatoes in the same bowl. There are carrot smudges on the potatoes. 😬

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 2

two clean cut Mormon men in white shirts and black ties with big grins on their face. The text says “do you have a moment to talk about dungeon crawler Carl?”

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 2

A cartoon stegosaurus saying “you’re doing a good job and your hair looks nice”

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 1

My mashed potatoes were prescribed. It’s medicinal

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jul 1

plush kirby (cute pink smiling ball) holding a chefs knife, standing outside a door with the text "this is what girls under 5ft4 look lik when they're mad

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jun 29

Uh oh he’s on to us

Notification that Brendel liked my post. Or maybe it’s Brendel’s mom. (Beowulf pun)

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jun 25

That didn’t take long

Shapermint ad I get while playing color block jam. Cute woman showing her wireless bra. Text says “with a buy one get one deal”

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jun 24

Speaking of old, my chest hairs are turning grey.

white word fox in arial on a grey background. it looks like Charli XCX's brat album (the word brat on a green background), but less brat and more silver fox

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jun 22

Happiest of birthdays to my favourest of people @stillsalty.bsky.social A kind heart who steadfastly loves her students, an unalterable defender of trans kids, and an unyielding fan of the Giants 🧡🖤 😘🫂❤️❤️

Peanuts pillowcase. Charlie Brown at the bat saying “I’m steadfast, unalterable, unyielding”

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jun 18

I have a meme for that!

I have stability. Ability to stab. And there’s a cute frog holding a sharp knife

SteveP 🇨🇦@stevecantsmell· Jun 18

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you John Schuck couldn’t get a break. He also had that freaky-friday husband/wife series with Sharon Gless