Getting ready to paint the outside of the front door. I like how the masking tape looks backlit.

Imagine if Trump actually does manage to overturn the 22nd Amendment! Just saying, and Obama would still be way younger than the orange shitgibbon.

America, look at what you could have won! 👇🏼

Nisabost Beach on the Isle of Harris. Gorgeous last day spent exploring here and The Golden Road. Our third visit to Harris and Lewis but definitely not our last.

When ‘friends’ send you less than flattering screenshots of your old TV appearances. Apparently they’re rerunning Emergency 999 for any admirers of moobs, I might put on my Only Mamms page.

Molly supervising the garden maintenance. 🐕

The (not so) Dark Arches, Leeds.

You don’t need to wonder; we’ve got a 2nd rate pub orator as an elected MP and Rupert’s Blackshirts canvassing in Makerfield.

Nigel Frottage: The acceptable face of fascism in the UK. Rupert Lowe: Hold my pint! Canvassing in uniform has been illegal in the UK since 1936 (Public Order Act 1936) but it seems these characters allegedly canvassing in Makerfield either don’t know or don’t care about UK law.

On May 7th Kirklees is an all out local election.

I thought “This can’t be real. The leader of the free world wouldn’t say such things”. So I’ve signed up to that app, and ladies and gentlemen, it is real. The replies from his lickspittle army are vile.

Those you that remember Kenny Everett’s character, Reg Prescott, will relate. #DIY

Getting there with the reclaimed scaffold board bookcase. Finishing it in hard wax oil.

Looking forward to the next iteration of this classic brew! Fullers don’t call it a Barley Wine but it pretty much is. Therefore fits the profile of one of my favourite styles.

We know when Molly has been a bit feisty at dog daycare, because she gets put in with the bigger dogs. We get a complimentary report card after each visit and this is one of the recent one’s picture.

This is brilliant; there we were floundering around with ‘caring for others’ treating people fairly’ ‘being eco-friendly’ ‘vegetarian’ ‘valuing diversity’ and dozens of other ideas. Thank you Nigel for clearing this up. Woke means having beavers on our banknotes.

You think you’ve got it tough? I’ve been cleaning Venetian Blinds!

Garlic, sparse mixed herbs, and olive oil on the hasselback potatoes, but should I add coarse salt? Oh! This isn’t Insta so I can’t do a poll. Drat. 🍜

A single donor has given Reform UK £12m this year, accounting for 40% of ALL UK party donations. Ironically, he’s a migrant from the UK living in Thailand. Apparently he expects nothing in return for his cash. Unlike others, @greenparty.org.uk only gets funds from its members.

Wouldn’t it be great if you could get 8.3bn people to agree in a peace to end all wars. #JustSaying

You’d like to think that at least some Americans and Israelis are starting to figure out what the real problems are!

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

The love in the room for @ronsexsmith.bsky.social was tangible tonight as he and his band played The Howard Assembly Room Leeds. Thanks also, Ron, for introducing us to Nora Joy.

Dynorod Stewart!

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor trending so hard the servers can’t keep up?

So here’s a valuable, if obvious, lesson I learned today: prepping a curry involving chillies is not negated by vigorous handwashing, when it comes to taking contact lenses out.

We have this on our stairs. Molly is allowed upstairs with us in the day and thankfully hasn’t figured out she could probably wriggle under the ‘gate’ 😂

Let’s see if I get an answer from the BBC on insta.