Steven Harper
@stevenharper
Novelist, harper, husband, occasional dragon hunter. Author of the Clockwork Empire series, the Books of Blood and Iron, The Silent Empire series, and a pile of short stories. We're busy around here! #lgbtq #lgbtqbooks #books #iamwriting
Yesterday, I had Tillamook ice cream. While I was eating, I felt a clack against my teeth. I spat out a small piece of metal. It had cut my tongue a little. I reported this to Tillamook and to the FDA and to Michigan's food safety site. If you have any of this brand in your freezer, be careful.
Have you noticed that doctors on ST tend to have one of two personality types? They're either: 1. warm and empathetic (Crusher, Phlox, M'Benga, Bashir, Culber) 2. snarky/crusty/"Yeah, shut up and I'll get you fixed, you big baby" (McCoy, the EMH Doctor, Pulaski, T'Ana)
Some genius took a photo of the baboon in his bad orange makeup and, using the exposed areas of skin as a reference, Photoshopped an image of what the baboon looks like WITHOUT makeup. Here's a before-and-after. He looks like a cadaver.
Look what came in the mail today! Skull X Bones Kindle: amzn.to/48rReUR B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/.../skull-x..... Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/.... ZNB online store: zombies-need-brains-llc.square.site
The baboon's Christmas card. It's blatantly obvious the baboon signed for him and for the trophy wife:
Pumpkin pie, starting with meal pumpkins. Stage two. You have to strain it. Otherwise it's too wet for pie.
Last week, these were $10. Now look at the price. I thought the baboon was going to bring down grocery prices.
Kroger has peaches on sale! Normally they are $1.05 each. Sale price is $1.54 each! Get them while they're hot!
In the space of five minutes, two different people on the street stopped to tell me how much they like my shoes.
Just make something simple for breakfast, he said. How about scrambled eggs? he said.