Steven Perkins

@stevenperkins

"noted Joel Dommett enjoyer" - @fuunsaiki.bsky.social (he/him)

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Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 21d

absolutely chronic loser behaviour!!

Others, like Al sales company Yuzu Labs founder Emmie Chang, go even further. Chang admitted to the WSJ that she records most of her first dates by putting her phone on the table or chair. Afterwards, she asks Anthropio's Claude how the date went, wondering if she could be "more engaging or empathetic."

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 21d

why are you recording all of your conversations, none of you losers are saying anything worth logging

"In the office, we actually get really bummed when we realize we're having a conversation and we forgot to turn on Granola," Al marketing platform Flint CEO and cofounder Michelle Lim told the WSU. "I wish there was a Granola in every room."

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 21d

The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) talking sternly to Prime Minister Harriet Jones (Penelope Wilton), with the subtitled dialogue crudely doctored by me to read “I could bring down your government in 5 words”

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 21d

I think scientists already discovered this centuries ago

SCOTLAND
Leopard cubs found to be male and female

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 23d

The "What has the BBC ever done for me?" campaign as shown on the homepage of iPlayer, led by Romesh Ranganathan and featuring a whole host of wholesome BBC faces

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 23d

the scream I just scrumpt

VULTURE headline, filed under “THE B IN LGBT”
“You Must Remember This Introduces ...
'The Bisexuals'”

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 26d

A picture of Bart Simpson with a speech bubble coming out of his mouth over the lower edge of the picture, as though he is speaking the words in the quote-post

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 26d

I’m not a three-storey house but girl same

From Wiseman's house, I went to East Flatbush to meet Shayla Hamlin, a former federal worker whose three-story home sits in a shallow depression a few

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 26d

genuinely, if Labour can’t fix this central delusion at the heart of the party, they are fucked, we are fucked, everyone and everything is fucked

"My work is done. In six and a half years, I took our party from a historic defeat in 2019, changed it so it was fit to face the country upon a landslide general election victory in 2024.
"Since then, it has been the privilege of my life to serve you and this great country as prime minister.
And I am confident that Britain is now stronger and fairer than it was two years ago."

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 26d

this form I have to fill in for my dental appointment tomorrow maybe needs a little refining

What is your occupation? (if retired please press no)
Then boxes marked “Yes” and “No”

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 27d

well they've sent me quite a few emails saying that my complaints about their institutional transphobia aren't going to be taken any further

iPlayer homepage: "What has the BBC ever done for me? - This is our BBC - Romesh asks the big question on an epic journey with a host of famous faces" - accompanied by a graphic of Romesh Ranganathan in front of a montage of lots of different BBC stars

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 27d

good!

Sub-article within feature headlined “Schools ignoring parents’ concerns over diversity reading lists”

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 28d

My Letterboxd review of Benediction (2021) - 0.5 stars

Watched 17 Mar 2022
stevenperkins’s review published on Letterboxd:

Imagine watching a BBC Schools drama that's occasionally intercut with animations from Microsoft Encarta 98 and those films they play when you're halfway round a museum so you can stop and have a sit down if your legs are tired.

Now imagine that inexplicably dragged out for over two hours, when a judicious editor could have snipped it down to a trim 90m and lost absolutely nothing of value.

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 28d

I say this with love: every single one of you needs to get the fuck over it, it's been 16 years and Lost was never a good show in the first place

Independent headline: Simon Pegg revives frustrating Lost debate after misunderstanding show's ending

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 28d

Just the least surprising sentences I’ve ever read all in one place

Support from JK Rowling
Morrison had received funding for her case from Harry Potter author JK Rowling.
During the speech she made at the rally, Morrison outlined concerns around protecting women's safety and privacy.
She made comments about keeping men out of women's spaces and criticised a number of local women's organisations.
The rally in Belfast city centre was also addressed by Kellie-Jay Keen - a campaigner for women's rights.
A counter event by local LGBT groups and activists opposed to her views was held at the same time nearby.
Ms Morrison submitted that following her attendance at the rally, she was subjected to online abuse and harassment, which she reported to the Police Service of Northern Ireland.

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 28d

Metro's commitment to being the top "Popular Today" story in my browser every single day with World Cup clickbait nonsense is admirable, even though I hate it

Popular Today in Firefox:
picture of Thomas Tuchel with the headline "England star ordered to boycott 'nonsense' World Cup third-place game vs France" - Metro

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 29d

beg pardon

Duolingo screenshot showing a hard exercise, where a character in a red tracksuit top and shorts is asking me to translate the phrase “did you bring balls”

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 29d

What’s the worst book you’ve read cover to cover and not because you knew it would be trash?

The cover of The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold, a mostly blank sky blue page with the title and author’s name, and at the top an illustration of a charm bracelet with a small house charm dangling from it

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 29d

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney as Alexis Goodlooking, who is both good-looking and good at looking for clues

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· 29d

Picture of Erling Haaland’s face, with a finger pressed against his temple. Overlaid is a screengrab of somebody asking “are you a boy or a girl” and below that the overlaid text “my dad is a boy and my mom is a girl so I’m mixed xx 💋”

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· Jul 16

hope he does some deep cuts from his criminally under-appreciated third album

Burnham planning summer tour of UK in
early weeks as PM

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· Jul 16

I can promise you I do not

Picture of an AI training module:
Al Literacy
Al mastery: Checkpoint 1
Good afternoon, Stev
You want to use an Al tool to help you with the following task:

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· Jul 16

“At a time when LGBT rights seem to be under threat across the world…”

The meme of a angry goose picking up on a statement implying a lack of personal accountability and running after the person who made it

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· Jul 16

The High-T Department of War

Elizabeth Estensen as Tabitha Bag, aka T-Bag, peering out of a tent, in the ITV children’s series T-Bag

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins· Jul 16

starting to think that quite a few people in politics are happy Ann Widdecombe was murdered because they can now simply invoke that any time they get called out on anything