It’s not easy being a Bullfighter, but it’s harder on the bull.

Happy Thursday my gorgeous guys 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ Sorry, no thought has gone into today's post. So here's a 2024 pic of me. Have a great day ❤️❤️❤️

Today’s challenge is to avoid, as much as possible, any mention of football, the England squad, morons chanting ‘it’s coming home”, news presenters interviewing 6 years olds about England’s chances and the World Cup in general. Take it and shove it up your collective arses.

Happy Hump day my sexy lads 🍑🍑🍑😘😘😘 Have a great day.

Happy Tuesday beautiful chums 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ A Skircle of pure sexiness ❤️ Coffee is on the go, you’re always welcome for a mug of steaming java and a hug of romantic hopefulness ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

"At this moment, I don't think it's time to speculate" he said whilst speculating. He's no Jessica Fletcher, but he is a colossal wanker, troublemaker, grifter and all round morally bankrupt human.

I’ve decided to permanently give up briefs in favour of loose boxers. The years and gravity have given my plums a life of their own, time to unlock the cage and give them more freedom. Free range plums 😂

RIP Sam Neill

Happy Monday my darling chaps 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ Available at mine from 5am 👇🏻 . Door’s open, let yourselves in, get naked; coffee, croissants and debauchery awaits.

Just made a cheese toastie with 👇🏻 It’s my new favourite 😋

Happy Sunday, gorgeous boys 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ I've woken up a bit stiff this morning and could do with a good rub. If someone could pop round with some Ralgex and a raging hard-on, it would be most welcome.

Have new coffee beans arriving today. Trying a new small batch roaster for me, this one from Surrey. I’m not a lover of blended coffee, I much prefer single origin

Happy Saturday my darling guys! Have an orgasmic day 😘❤️😘❤️😘❤️ And remember, when it's all going to shit 👇 You do Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside."

This is my one.

Just posted this with a big explanation, too much, and deleted it. Doing my home physio. A rare pic of my uncovered pins to horrify all 🤦🏻‍♂️

Happy Friday my beautiful chums! Have a great day 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ I bought some new shorts. Went commando, however, warm weather, daddy swingers and gravity all aligned and said, for the sake of decency, no! 😂 I'm thinking of buying a set 👇. Too subtle? 😂

RIP Bonnie Tyler

Come on Clacton! Time to put the rubbish out! Vote Count Binface.

It's a bit warm. Keep cool darlings 🚿

I'll try

Happy Thursday darlings! Phew! What a night. Despite sleeping on top of my bed, I've still woken up hot and moist......but enough about my dick 😂. Have a great day, pop around if you're this way, a warm welcome, coffee and improper friskiness awaits 😘😘😘

Old codger enjoys a coffee in the sun. I know! The beard needs a freshen up.

Happy Hump Day my horny, handsome hunks ❤️😘❤️😘 Phew! 72% humidity here, contributed to a restless night. Have a humpstastic day 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Happy Tuesday my beautiful lads 😘😘😘 I'm off to Harold Wood today, to be measured up for some bespoke shoe insoles. The podiatrist thinks I need a 'donut' heel for my left foot to offload pressure. Another consequence of my iffy balance 😮‍💨. Fuck neuropathy! Humidity is already 66%, stay hydrated ❤️

So, I’ve made paprika tortilla chips to dip in the hummus. My first attempt, the darker ones, my second attempt , the lighter ones. Practice makes better.

Before and after. I made too much, so this is the left over bowl. It’s all flavour deepening in the fridge now. Yes! I am a domestic goddess and a fucking catch 😂, yet still single 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Monday my sexy boys 🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘 My chickpeas are boiling away, so it must be coffee time. I'm trying out a new roast today, so pop round and I'll sort you out with a nice Brazilian 😜

Tonight I'm watching the restored version of The Mark of Zorro (1940). Tyrone Power and Basil Rathbone. Another sword fighting masterclass from Rathbone, who was a trained fencer. He loved cutting candles in two, check The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938).

I'm soaking chickpeas. Gonna make hummus tomorrow. I lead such a domesticated life 😂😂😂 One day I'll make someone a good Hausfrau 😂😂

For a week, I’ve been drinking chia water. First thing in the morning and again later. I’m doing it for gut health. 1 tbs in 250ml of water, leave to stand for 10 mins, the seeds go jelly like. 10 extra grams of fibre a day. Drink lots of water thru the day. My gut motility is much better.