John

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John@stgwi· 4d

Ancient women fucking the jar man for jars

Ceramic sculpture of a kneeling figure carrying five round jars, from the Colima tradition of ancient West Mexico. The burnished reddish-orange earthenware is mottled with dark manganese spots. The figure balances one large jar on its head and shoulders while supporting others across its back and sides, arms raised to steady the load. It rests on a small black mount atop a wooden pedestal, with a gallery display case and concrete wall blurred in the background.

John@stgwi· May 6

Two-panel meme. Left panel labeled ‘cats with a time machine’ shows cats looking unimpressed, captioned ‘humans still work for us.’ Right panel labeled ‘cool dogs with a time machine’ shows a pug gasping, captioned ‘help I cannot breathe’ followed by a wolf saying ‘what the hell is that.’

John@stgwi· Dec 19

And now it’s a post on Bluesky

Screenshot of a Reddit post which is a screenshot of a Tumblr post which is a screenshot of a TikTok video of a woman on a computer captioned “Computer what gift do I buy for a dad who has about as many worldly desires as a Buddhist monk”

John@stgwi· Dec 13

My wife says the one in Pasadena is worse and I believe her

A satellite view of the Trader Joe’s in Pasadena. The parking lot is tiny, featuring a couple dozen parking spaces

John@stgwi· Dec 13

For stores I’ve been to, it’s the Silverlake Trader Joe’s in Los Angeles

A satellite view of the parking lot of the Trader Joe’s in the Silverlake neighborhood of Los Angeles. It features a ring of parking spaces around the building, which is one car deep

John@stgwi· Nov 17

Screenshot of a Wikipedia entry. Text appears below:

Cummingtonite (/kmintenait/ KUM-ing-ta-nyte) is a metamorphic amphibole with the chemical composition (Mg, Fe2%2 Mg,Fe?)5Sig022 (OH)2
magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

John@stgwi· Oct 3

Stylized text that says RETURN with the “U” replaced with the Obama campaign “O”

John@stgwi· Aug 16

I'm for prison abolition except for whoever put together this promotional campaign

A movie poster for the 1990 film "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" with a promotional tag of "35th anniversary"

John@stgwi· Jun 27

Used car guy meme with the text:
*Slaps roof of SCOTUS*
You can fit so many Justices into this thing

John@stgwi· Jan 14

Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting

The same pen is pictured twice, one fully assembled, and once fully disassembled with the pieces neatly organized.

The pens are preceded by the following text:
My brain: Do it
Me: Why
My brain: Just do it
Me: Okay

John@stgwi· Jan 4

Finally was honest with myself about our ranch consumption

Picture of a hand holding a 36oz bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing

John@stgwi· Nov 6

Over 20 miles walked and 200 doors knocked for Harris-Walz in Nevada with @swoozyc.bsky.social

A woman and man standing together and smiling in front of a background of Harris-Walz campaign signs

John@stgwi· Feb 10

This motherfucker should just say “Party Time”

A dose of NyQuil in its iconic shot glass which is labeled “30 mL” next to a dosage line

John@stgwi· Jan 11

I got Jordan 11 CMFT Lows

A picture of a Jordan 11 CMFT Low shoe with the Black/Metallic Gold/White color scheme

John@stgwi· Dec 20

*Dishwasher boss music begins playing*

The top drawer of a dishwasher is pulled out and filled with coffee mugs and small tupperware

John@stgwi· Dec 2

I CAN! I CAN DO A KICK FLIP!

Former Representative George Santos furiously yelling at a reporter after being expelled from Congress

John@stgwi· Nov 27

There are a lot of issues that I care about, a lot of pressing problems we are facing, but @tpm.bsky.social's David Kurtz clearly states the only issue I'll be bringing into the ballot box

See next reply for alt text. It won't all fit here

John@stgwi· Nov 20

Cannot agree more with this sentiment from @joshtpm.bsky.social in today’s member newsletter. Politics is often wrapped up in feelings, but it is fundamentally about doing, regardless of whether it feels good or not.

Quote by Josh Marshall from Talking Point Memo’s Editors’ Blog:
“Doom-saying without some operational plan to do something better is a luxury and a cheap one, generally a way to opt out of the work and potential consequences of harrowing moments when the future is not clear and stakes are high.”

John@stgwi· Oct 3

My cat after jumping in my lap while I'm on a Zoom, sneezing on my keyboard, and then leaving right after

The iconic meme of Sailor Moon character Tuxedo Mask holding out his cape with the text caption "My job here is done"

John@stgwi· Aug 26

Reskeet with a you meme

Screen cap of The Clone Wars with Hondo putting his arms around Obi-Wan and Anakin. Obi-Wan is face palming and Anakin has a dumbass grin. The picture is captioned “Local Dumbasses Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways”

John@stgwi· Aug 21

Someone outside the mcu that could wield mjolnir

Ethan Peck’s Spock from the show Strange New Worlds

John@stgwi· Aug 16

Love to get a chance to see the dirt farmers water their crop. True craftspeople

Ground crew at Dodger Stadium wets the dirt before the game

John@stgwi· Aug 11

We became fast moots and eventually started DMing. Eventually we met for coffee, got through the initial awkwardness and then fell hard for each other. We got married in 2018

@stgwi.bsky.social kissing @swoozyc.bsky.social while holding her in a dip in front of a gorgeous desert sunset

@swoozyc.bsky.social and stgwi.bsky.social holding hand and looking lovingly into each other’s eyes at their wedding

John@stgwi· Aug 11

She made this amazing Halloween costume of the Black Swan from the movie and posted photos of it to Twitter. Sadly the original tweet’s photos don’t work, but here’s one of them