Matt@stillwhispersgay· 19h I'm old enough to have witnessed the Welch’s grape juice commercials
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 2d my being strange and stereotypical
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 2d The level I'm at just to feel something
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 3d mfw the bish ahead of me gets the last caesar salad wrap at Trader Joe's
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 15d Based solely off your skeets
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 15d I've always found the gospel according to Kesha to contain useful advice for this sort of situation
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 16d downside: back is still fucked, haven't gym'd for 5 days now
upside: I found a White Barn soap that smells like watermellon Bubble Yum and I've been huffing it like a circuit gay with poppers
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 21d I have reached the age where doing a squat will throw my back out
Matt@stillwhispersgay· 22d A Friday thirst trap from Blasting...
Matt@stillwhispersgay· Jul 21 You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Iykyk...
Matt@stillwhispersgay· Jul 2 Morning books Nighttime books
