Anatomically correct version of the stupid fucking asshole and his new rug.

Biden’s lunch invitation turned into a stRUGgle for Donnie sporting his new wig!

C’mon cholesterol! Make this shit happen for reals! FYI, Elvis is still way better looking than this bloated sack of shit, and Elvis passed away almost 40 years ago.

The Dumbino Crime Family has a long history of money-laundering.

Bad shit that happens when a drunken fuck and a pedo are in charge of.

Elvis wasn’t a draft dodging convicted felon sack of shit who didn’t pay his taxes or scam billions of taxpayer dollars off of the federal government.

I can almost feel the joy! It’s probably a good thing that they had another boy, because JD wanted to name it Ashley if they had a girl.

Graham’s passing just proves that being up Trump’s ass and sniffing his toxic farts for too long proves to be detrimental to your health.

No need for anyone else to worry.

Real banner on a building in Iran.

Iran is threatening us with a good time!

Thanks a lot, FFS.

It’s just a chocolate covered cherry bomb, dumbass.

Republicans have finally decided to give MAGA dumbfucks some photographic evidence that McConnell is still alive and looks better than ever!

Because everything that this corrupt mother fucker touches turns to shit.

When you’re starting to remind everyone of a particular republican adjudicated rapist, it’s probably time to drop out.

The fucking asshole and his toxic slime is killing innocent animals now.

Ivanka has a new book release just in time for Father’s Day!

He’s the dumber, unlikable, Slimer from Ghostbusters who fucked up and vandalized the Reflecting Pool.

Happy Father’s Day, except for the pimp, slumlord, and the pedophile.

Child fucker.

Fucking loser.

The scum is lifting off.

No Epstein Island escorts were allowed at the Barack Obama Presidential Center opening, but if Melania did a good job washing the windows there, Michelle would probably hire her to wash their D.C. residence windows!

Understatement.

Barron is a creepy-ass psychotic fuck.

Make Algae Great Again! Dumb mother fucker can’t drain the swamp, because he is the fucking swamp.

Between the Putin loving pedophile’s corrupt, racist SCROTUS, and the republicans bullshit gerrymandering, this might be the only way to get rid of the sack of shit.

What sort of demented sick fucks would worship a fucking pedophile?! Oh yeah, MAGA.