Stoneface

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18 U.S.C. § 242 them all Riposteur / goof dad here to learn, for the shits and the giggles season tickets to the bears and the iggles

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“Friedman and Laffer, Laffer and Friedman… these two guys… are driving me crazy.”

Jack Palance in Tango and Cash, in a white suit and white shirt and colorful tie, sits in a limousine looking agitated

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Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 25

Professor Frink (simpsons side character), based on Jerry Lewis, sits at a desk in a high-backed leather chair Art style is cartoonish, flat colors and black outlines.

Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 20

“They” grew the algae? How can “they” grow the algae, they’re fucking Antifa, man!!!?

Still from “Aliens”

Hudson, lit in red emergency lighting, in battle gear with a comma mic by his mouth. He looks concerned

Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 20

Screen cap from “In Bruges” two men on a bench facing us

Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 19

Naga, not gonna work here anymore, anyway (Office Space, the consultants)

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Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 5

Yikes

Screenshot of a Tweet

Meacham
@MeachamDr • 11h
It's like a meth family moved in....

Two aerial photos of the White House grounds, zoomed and rotated to match. The top photo is about what you’d expect, except I guess I thought the White House was symmetrical. The bottom photo however looks cluttered and there is shit all over the lawns, including something that looks from this angle like the Thunderdome from Mad Max.

Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 4

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Stoneface@stoneface· Jun 1

The nuns from The Sound of Music, where they are singing and walking together arranged in an arc, shot from the front.

As they smile beatifically in the muted light, they sing “HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE RETIRED NUN WHO EMBEZZLED FROM HER SCHOOL TO PAY FOR HER GAMBLING HABIT”

Stoneface@stoneface· May 24

Stoneface@stoneface· May 22

I once had to drive myself across town to an oral surgeon mid-procedure after a bog standard dentist struggled with a complex wisdom tooth extraction. Not fun The episode of 30 rock where Liz Lemon does this on Valentine’s Day is fantastic however.

In panel 1 Liz lemon says “one word. Oral”. In panel 2 she says “Two words. Oral surgery”

Stoneface@stoneface· May 21

“I like your democracy. I do not like your democrats.”

Stoneface@stoneface· May 20

Purdy, Purdy, Purdy good

Larry David in tux and bow tie, pointing both fingers at a man with his back to us

Stoneface@stoneface· May 20

It’s Roberto! Look out!

Stoneface@stoneface· May 17

I’m sorry this is funny as hell.

Stoneface@stoneface· May 17

There’s a reason why this is the most iconic meme from the movie - it understands on some level that it makes no sense. It’s not making a huge effort to make sense. It’s a dream. Whereas TENET, which I find impenetrable, very much feels like a movie that is frustrated that I can’t understand it.