Goddamnit, Wolfe (@stopitwolfe) · DIRTY

Goddamnit, Wolfe

@stopitwolfe

Depressed beardy vegan enby. The one with the name. Not a gainer, not into it, just a Blastoise.  I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee 🍉

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Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 17d

Ok no, I’ve reevaluated. These will just be house shorts.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 18d

No, they’re shorts. They have pockets.

A thinly veiled ploy for attention in my laundry day harness and a pair of shorts I bought online that are essentially glorified boxers, but with pockets! In the background is the usual hunter green wall and bedding that looks very dark blue compared to when I ordered it.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 20d

I walked, am wet

A selfie on my living room floor, I’m dripping wet because I was never one for doing physical activity other than lifting spring rolls to my mouth. I’m leaning against a neutral tone sofa with some shitty throw pillows behind me that my mother hates, in the background are various trinkets on a bookshelf and my kitchen, the greatest place on earth.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 23d

It is indeed time for yoga in a jock

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 23d

POV I’m trying to be a better dad, but can’t remember if I’ve watered you yet

On hands and knees gorilla style, as usual, looking away trying to remember when I last watered my plant that I keep saying I’ll do better at looking after.
Some bedding is drying next to me and the blinds on the windows above me are semi open, because if they open all the way I catch fire.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 24d

Having free will and a kitchen is so bad for me

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 25d

Only bought 1 (one) sweet treat today Clap.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 28d

Real glad I’m growing inner bicep hair in the middle of a climate crisis, thanks for that

A disgruntled face selfie on my couch where I’ve lost my shirt yet again.
In the background are various things I didn’t need to buy on a shelf and a controller that takes after me in the way it won’t go straight no matter how much you try.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· 28d

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jul 11

Something about ball games

A selfie in my bathroom mirror with a slutty jersey and tight shorts. I don’t care about sports, but I do like feeling the wind on my tits.

The walls are pale and my floor is dead white and shows every single fucking hair.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jul 9

I don’t want to play heatwave anymore.

Another picture in my mirror with my tits out and a disgruntled look on my face. I’m holding a tank top in my hand because I never know what to do with my paws in photos and I’m in my third jock of the day because it’s hot as balls. The walls are still green and the infernal pit I call a bed is in the background.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jul 8

*complains about heat, through fur coat*

A selfie feature the copious amounts of body hair I inherited that I could easily shave off but would result in the loss of 72% of my charm.
Oh and there’s like pillows and artwork on the wall and shit.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jul 4

AND I clean the kitchen after

A solo dinner date where I made smashed cucumber salad, furikake fries, cauliflower karaage, and a mock chicken and oyster mushroom katsu.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 25

Yuuuuup.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 24

I’m not even doing a thing, it’s just the best position to get a full aircon blast.

Me, on all fours, on a white celestial bedspread with a dark green wall in the background. A grey throw is on the foot of the bed and a bedside table can be seen in the background with a kindle and the worlds most inefficient wifi repeater

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 23

Remember when I couldn’t cook and there weren’t good substitutes around so I live off just blocks of tofu?

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 18

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 17

Who touched the thermostat

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 13

Built in Big Dog privilege

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 9

Getting use to being a short hair breed

A mirror selfie in my light neutral colored bathroom. My hair is shorter than usual, and my beard is longer.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 9

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of whose actual fucking paw print is on the wall above my bed? (Actually not doing a thing, I want to know whose this is)

A faint handprint but with four fingers and a meaty fuckin palm from the wall just above my headboard

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 8

I cook, who knew

A picture of my dinner on a marble table top, with some lit candles and my legs visible under the table. I have a fake tuna crunch roll, a lazy rice wine slaw, a seaweed salad, and some pan seared gyoza with a strawberry and cherry lemonade

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 4

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· Jun 1

Cheek, in the month of pride

A mirror selfie on the edge of my bed, my walls and bedding are both dark royal green. I’m only wearing a jockstrap and hanging off the corner with mostly thigh and cheek visible.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· May 16

I *may* have thought of a way

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· May 10

Just tryin to get my back

A selfie taken in the shower, I have recently cut my hair and have full body nudity with an arm behind my neck using the shower head to spray water down my back.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· May 7

Dad says vote.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· May 7

Still wide, still durable

A shirtless selfie on my knees showing my big beard and bare chest. I’m wearing tight black boxers and have my tongue out. A dark green wall and a bed with astrological bedding can be seen in the background.

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· May 4

Idk, I feel like I’ve given some good performances this weekend

Goddamnit, Wolfe@stopitwolfe· May 2

Bank holiday freakend