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Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 10d

I should call her

Holding a chicken tender, which looks like it's got a fat dumpy

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 11d

Fuck

Goku having hit Super Saiyan for the first time

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 11d

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 12d

I'm drinking microplastics

A blue wine with sparkles in it. The label says Too Many Games in the Pikmin font, with The Renegade Winery on the bottom. There are legally distinct, definitely not Pikmin on the label

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 12d

I think she wants something

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 13d

Check THIS out

Baby bunnies on stones

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 15d

Dulcie got no feet

A calico cat in a beautiful loaf position

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 25d

fucking narc

A sign that says "CRIMINAL" and an arrow pointing to the right

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· 25d

where the fuck am i

A blue sign that says "Welcome to" and nothing else below it

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jul 12

Where the fuck am i

An elevator panel. Instead of listing floor numbers, the floors say, in order from top to bottom: M1, M, C, P1, P2
A plaque on the side indicates M Street

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 30

Chiitan what did you mean when you liked this

Screenshot of a liked post, liked by none other than Chiitan
The post:
"intrepid reporter: mr musk mr musk is it true youve donated all of your money to the trans person charity

elon musk: yes you see im going to kill myself"

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 23

I like it when I find a website that definitely just put me on a list

The store page for Trippi.st, a website that sells Cocaine, Ketamine, MDMA, Psilocybin and LSD in various forms. Immediately being shown are cocaine in a " premium" form ($105) and "ultra premium" ($135). Just cut off are two nose sprays, also containing cocaine.

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 17

????

Bic Wite Out

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 16

Incredible news

Me, wearing a pink plaid sports jacket, a black shirt and a pink and blue check tie. My beard is well kempt and glasses too big. Crucially, I'm wearing a gray beret

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 15

Shoutouts to the one guy who liked this

The Liked By screen, indicating one like
User Wulfgat
Partial user description reads: "Work: Industrial Automation. Hobbies:

Karate, wood

carving, reading, gaming, and massaging my wife's feet (and other areas).

Learning #Python & #Godot..."

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 11

I went to Disappointment Island and everyone knew you

A screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Disappointment Island
The main body reads:
Disappointment Island is one of seven uninhabited islands in the Auckland Islands archipelago, in New Zealand. It is 475 kilometres (295 mi) south of the country's main South Island and 8 kilometres (5 mi) from the northwest end of Auckland Island.
[citation needed]

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 5

I am a thousand percent sure this person is not a Republican

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Jun 3

I have the math

MATHEMATICAL PROOF REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur

Prove: Barney is Satan

Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V" instead for printing. Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman numerals, we have CVVLDIV

Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman numerals would be: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce:

666

Step 5: 666 is the number of the Beast

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 27

Awesome, thanks, I knew I could count on you, Bluesky

The same post as above, but it includes Bluesky's built in translation widget, which translates this post, from Korean to English, as "Redacted," and then blank

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 20

Write a solo series about The Whizzer

Silver Age hero The Whizzer, in a yellow spandex suit with a giant W on his chest

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 19

I feel like I am being threatened

A calico cat resting her front paw and hind leg on my arm, which I must inform you is wearing a houndstooth sports jacket. She is looking very sweet but also extremely ready to strike

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 18

I told Dulcie she was a cat and she went mreawr I think she was agreeing with me

A calico cat looking up as there is a hand just out of frame taunting her to look at it. She is standing on a very dark brown carpet

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 10

BEAT ME TO IT

Bodacious Monk

Why is Hello Kitty fighting that alien

uncharismatic megafauna

why did i think that little guy at the bottom was hello kitty

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 9

Shout outs to @punkwithacamera.bsky.social for the bumper sticker I haven't put on my car because I don't want to get fired

A cropped image of a bumper sticker, with a picture of John Brown against a red and black anarchist flag color scheme. The text reads "I don't argue with people John Brown would've shot"

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 9

🚨🚨ALERT ALERT🚨🚨 GEESE 🚨🚨ALERT ALERT🚨🚨

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 6

I think the Wario ecstasy would fix me

A red tablet of MDMA stamped to look like Wario

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· May 5

She won't let me sit down

A calico cat yawning, sitting on the arm rest of an armchair, leaning against little flowery pillows. She is way too happy for her own good.

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Apr 25

Feel like this guy would be a huge racist

Twinkie the Kid. A Twinkie wearing a cowboy hat with his name written on it, a bandana with hearts on it, white gloves and cowboy boots. He has the eyes of a killer.

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Apr 24

Part of Wikipedia article for Next by Michael Crichton

Character-name-controversy

Michael Crowley of The New Republic alleged that, in retaliation for he having written a negative review of Crichton's previous novel State of Fear, Crichton named a character with a small penis who rapes a baby after him.

Bodacious Monk@stoppostingisaac· Apr 22

Yeah

Art for the game Tales of Berseria