
all I’ve done today is read lena dunham’s memoir and smoke weed

learned that the diarrhea parasite has affected berries as i’m mid-bite into a strawberry

don’t forget that it’s good for the soul…

sunbathing in my baltimore backyard

shubert is an icon, and i’m just doing what he taught me. how dare you.

if you want to get funny, i’ll get ridiculous.

another exhausting elementary school field day ended with an assembly where the kids get to pie teachers in the face by random draw…and guess who got picked.

somehow managed to run a drinking glass through my laundry

can’t stop ordering peach ring crushes

somehow got roped into a zoo field trip AND a staff baseball game today

i’m in my low….rise….jeans…

ran into a student’s parent while shopping in the middle of a school day that i took off

an album for girls who appreciate albums! personal writing, extremely cohesive, feels like catching up with an old friend in the best way.

hilary duff album already aging like fine wine

roads are mostly plowed but i’m still doordashing my coffee

this being a masterpiece for some reason??

only finished bc i had a helper!

keeping my tradition of getting sick right as a school break begins ❤️