Strawbelbadude

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Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jun 12

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· May 9

A screenshot of the original Bluesky post on discord with one of the players responding: “I like that that’s become our starting point and we then roll back.” They are all traumatized by God’s Teeth.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Apr 22

A table breaking down YouTube comments into Pokémon types: Electric random factoid that everyone probably knows
Dragon Dead loved one
Fire Who’s here listening to this in 202x
Grass “Thank god I lived in/We didn’t know how good we had it in 80’s/90’s/00’s”
Water I’m just an old guy who’s been through hell and this song makes me cry
Flying Drug reference
Dragon Reminds me of dead loved one
Ghost Random lyric quote
Ice Trauma dumping
Psychic commenter thinks the song is about something hyper-specific, with no evidence
Fighting comments about a better and simpler time
Ground This song healed my relationship with so and so
Rock RIP to someone involved with making the song
Fairy Long painstakingly specific story about where/when/why the person first heard the song
Steel Shout out to other people watching the video in an attempt to create community
Poison Defiantly stating they like a song that millions of other people also like
Bug They need to make songs like this today
Dark This song sucks
Normal Not a song a masterpiece

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Apr 12

The cover of issue #30 of the GI Joe comic book featuring the Dreadnocks going ape shit on a jet.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Mar 4

Looks like he could play one of the T-Birds in Grease.

A photo of the T-Birds from the movie grease who all look like they’re in their mid-forties.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Feb 21

This is a wild projection, either no big deal or frozen forever in a glacier like a woolly mammoth. I’d have respected them more if they just posted the shrug emoji.

A screenshot from a news weather report showing predicted snowfall from possibly an inch to two feet.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jan 15

Waitsgiving - Fishboy easiest $1,000,000 in the world.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jan 14

Share the weirdest, wildest, wackiest, WTF-est film you think should be in the Criterion Collection

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jan 1

Well this is nice.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 27

El Santo is standing on the left he is wearing a silver luchador mask and a blue sport coat with a baby blue turtleneck on the right is Blue Demon he is wearing a deep blue luchador mask with silver highlights around the eyes, nose, and mouth and a brownish sport coat with a cream shirt and a tie that is hard to describe but is very colorful with circles. There is text on the photo in red that reads: “El Santo y Blue Demon En Casio de que El Mundo se Desintegre.”

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 25

Merry Christmas if you celebrate!

A black and white photo of Godzilla. He is holding a plane in his right hand and someone has photoshopped a Santa hat on his head.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 24

I lost this beautiful, wonderful girl a year ago today. Oh, the hollow spaces she used to fill. Love you, Butt. Love you each and every moment of each and every day.

A Boston terrier dressed as Rudolph staring at the camera with utter disdain.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 14

Pat McCormick in a blue leisure suit with a white cowboy hat, he is very tall. Paul Williams in matching attire, he is very small. The photo is from Smokey and the Bandit.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Nov 30

Look at this absolute freak.

A still of an animated character who is a pale skinned man in little round glasses with a hyper accentuated spit curl and a smile of chilling aspect. He is named Gus Martin.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Nov 27

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

A screen shot of a Bluesky post from @theplanetaryguy.bsky.social. The image is a vaguely skull shaped image in a dark void. The text reads: “ This day ten years ago. On 30 October 2015 the now-destroyed Arecibo radio telescope images this giant skull looming out of the dark of space.”

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Nov 11

Repost with an iconic fictional band. 🎸🥁🎸🎶 The greatest to ever do it.

Rick Moranis, John Candy, and Eugene Levy as the pre-teen rock band the Recess Monkeys from SCTV.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Sep 22

Well all comics can pack up now because the greatest one has been realized.

An orange cartoon cat is dropping dramatically from the sky towards a squirrel that is standing triumphant over a pile of acorns. The squirrel holds a sign over its head that read “Deez nuts.” On the right hand side of the panel two different squirrels are observing the scene, one looking at the cat the other staring at the sign holder. Both of these squirrels are holding a single acorn each. The squirrel looking at the sign holder is speaking and his statement makes up the caption of the comic, it reads: “Never brag about your stash.” This is the single greatest one panel comic strip ever produced by humanity and stands as a stark reminder that even in a time of shit moments of true beauty can be found.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Aug 20

Post a non-religious photo you think of as Holy.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Aug 3

huh.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jul 24

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Apr 9

Just bein’ cool.

A film still that, due to some weird perspective, appears to show the cartoon penguin Chilly Willy readying to cut his wrist with a butter knife.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Mar 17

I love my friends and I miss this face.

A painting of a Boston Terrier that is absolutely over my shit. The Boston is Bella, she was the greatest dog to ever grace the earth. She is missed and loved each and every day and will continue to be until the day they put me in the ground. The artist is Jami Shimon.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Mar 13

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Feb 4

A happy guillotine by artist Tom Harman.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jan 24

Been a month since I lost this little dork. Still get weepy, still can’t pack away her things. I miss her more than I thought possible. Just a screaming hole in my heart.

A Boston Terrier lying on a brown rug pondering when she’s going to get to go outside.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jan 18

Went to the vampire museum

Me in front of a glass sided carriage hearse with vampire hunting gear inside

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Jan 10

Miss this little face.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 29

It wouldn’t be fair to any animal I brought in right now because they would just be a place filler, and I know this sounds weird, I kind of need to sit in this feeling right now. I owe her that, she brought me so much joy and love and I have to honor that.

A Boston Terrier peepin out from under a blanket on a very large a messy black bean bag.

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 25

A Boston terrier just peaking over some covers

Strawbelbadude@strawbelbadude· Dec 25

I’m not sure I agree about Gonzo but this guy is primed and ready for the fall.