Trailer Park Orthopod

@stresshoop

Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. That was definitely not me you saw at your local karaoke bar. The trailer is aspirational. #ginfluencer he/him

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Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· 3d

TPDog thinks he is people.

A black lab rests his head on a crimson blanket. His eyes are telling you about the whole world.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· 17d

I thought this was a #noperope in the parking lot.

A leather braided necklace in the parking lot. It is by a puddle in one of the many potholes we have here in <redacted> and looks a little like a ded snek.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· 23d

Dammit, Jimothy, that's a BIRD feeder.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· 26d

A box for a häagen-dazs ice cream bar I just ate.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jul 15

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jul 7

This boi cant remember anything except dinner time. I don't think he remembers the meds from the vet last spring.

A black lab looks at the camera. His tail is wagging so fast it's blurry. If I could post it as a GIF it would be very cute.

He's waiting for dinner because it is 4:59 pm and he thinks it's late. He's a very good boi.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jul 1

@cjzero.bsky.social There has got to be a Disney movie in here somewhere.

A screenshot of the data box showing "3. Carpenter facing Bird."

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jun 30

A bad day for Alfonso Márquez behind the plate.

A screenshot of the Detroit at NYY game showing players were six for seven on ABS challenges. Alfonso Márquez was the home plate umpire.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jun 26

Every city has an ominous megastructure.

A black and white photo of the trippy Museum of Contemporary Art in Cleveland.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jun 14

Me: Honey, why is the algorithm suggesting "A Good Girl's Guide to Murder?" #MrsTPO (sharpening knives like a good girl): Coincidence...

Photo of the Netflix suggestion for "A Good Girl's Guide to Murder."

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Jun 8

Been there.

A box labeled "Blueberries" filled with lemons and limes.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 29

Hellllllooooooooo!

Black lab panting at the dog park in a green tube. He's a good boi.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 29

But he was such a good boi!

Doggo. Looking derpy. He's such a good boi.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 23

Happy #TPDog.

TPDog sleeps half on his dog bed. Behind him, he has placed his deer antler chew.

You can almost hear the rain on the cabin roof in this picture.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 23

I know. Put some chocolate and a marshmallow on some biscotti. We can call it a #BMore

The really stupid Baltimore Orioles City Connect 2.0 Jersey which says BMORE across the chest.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 22

We could be friends, @mrsfitz.bsky.social

A shot of my record collection at the cabin.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 18

Ok. If you insist.

Me from the beard down. I'm in a vintage Detroit Pistons blue polo shirt.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 13

Two minutes?!? I don't think you understand how badly I need coffee, oh hotel keurig machine?

Hotel keurig machine with directions:

1. add water to tank
2. lift handle and insert pod
3. push large button to begin brew
4. wait 2 minutes to complete brew.

Honestly I need it faster than than and hopefully directly into my veins.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 4

#MayTheFourth

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 3

Every. Single. Day.

TPDog putting his head in my lap when I'm nestled under a blanket on the couch.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 3

Post a picture of you from another era.

A black and white photo of a vintage canned ham trailer.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· May 2

I am already on it, Siri.

A screen shot of my phone showing a reminder for "Get no success" for today's date.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 27

Pooh and Piglet sit on a log. The caption reads across the top "Mondays really are for motherfuckers, said Pooh"

Across the bottom it says "You're goddamn right, replied Piglet."

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 26

Today, I got carded while ordering a mimosa. Somebody needs their eyes checked.

My gray beard with just my chin whiskers showing.

I'm wearing a purple polo shirt that shows just a few gray chest hairs.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 24

No matter how grumpy I am, this song fixes me. Even if only briefly.

Screenshot of me listening to Just like Heaven by the Cure on a streaming service.

You can see the speaker which is my headphones I named "Ireland or Bust" because I got them before I flew to Ireland and met @Rabbithole.

It's an Ollie Thing.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 19

Calling Shohei Ohtani "overrated" is ... something. I mean, I can't like the dodgers but he's like watching a high schooler play little league.

A screen shot of @CodifyBaseball showing Ohtani's on base streak went to 50 games and some knothead @guy-montag saying he's overrated.

For context Ohtani is one of only two players to have a 30 games OB streak and a 30 inning scoreless streak in their career with Babe Ruth.

Ohtani did it AT THE SAME TIME right now.

We are watching MLB history every single day and it's stupendous.

Also, fuck the dodgers.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 19

It wasn't strike three though. Look at strike 2...

A game cast screenshot of an at bat with Williams pitching tonAlonso. Strike two is a sweeper that was spiked and landed in the front of the left handed batters box.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 19

What if your animal is an idiot? #AskingForAFriend

My black lab, #TPDog at his derpiest with him caught midair and ears flying. His tongue is loling.

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 19

QTP with a video game that transports you to your childhood.

A screen of the Red Baron video game. It's all green lines on a black screen and it says "1 coin 1 play."

A line drawing of a biplane pulls a banner behind it that says "Red Baron."

Trailer Park Orthopod@stresshoop· Apr 19

I get it. We failed at raising two boys.