The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control

@strikepenguin

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The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· 25d

HEAR MY CALL, I'M CHIPPIN' IN TOTAL WAR, I'M CHIPPIN' IN CASINGS FALL, I'M CHIPPIN' IN KILL THEM ALL

A screenshot in which your humble correspondent was one kill short of making ace in a day

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· 29d

I have been betrayed by restaurant cakes enough at this point that this would absolutely be my expression to the waiter

Kiryuin Satsuki glares cartoonishly while resting her hands on her sword

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· 29d

A screenshot of Vtuber Usada Pekora captioned, "Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions"

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jul 14

Sadly, nope.

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jul 7

The Platner campaign in a nutshell

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jul 6

Yeah it's real funny how half the country hates Obama for imaginary reasons and the other half loves him for imaginary reasons

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jul 2

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jun 29

I think he wanted to fuck the B-1 more, though.

The Bone seems to be moving—and fast—just standing still on the ramp. Then there are the sensuous curves. As you get closer, the details that show the quality of the B-1B’s workmanship begin to show, and you begin to notice that the join lines between panels and access doors are almost impossible to see without knowing exactly where to look. … [W]hich does give it some penetration capabilities that even small fighters like the F-16 lack.

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jun 26

"But avoiding dirtbagism does require that we retain our sense of the shared, fundamental humanity that’s always at play. I don’t want Democrats to persecute Republicans when they regain power. I want the steady, necessary application of justice."

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jun 26

I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jun 26

I DO NOT CARE. WHERE IS THE JOB. I AM GOING TO PUT ST. LOUIS TO THE SWORD

Some military users operate in places where communication is hard to maintain - but staying connected is mission-critical. We're grateful to advance the next phase of the United States Space Force's Mobile User Objective System Service Life Extension (MUOS SLE), helping extend secure military communications around the world.
#TeamBoeing will deliver two narrowband communications satellites as part of this contract, building on decades of Ultra High Frequency experience and our current MUOS role.

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jun 24

Shadow the Hedgehog with the title edited down to "OW THE EDGE"

The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control@strikepenguin· Jun 21

My only joke contribution is that I'm jealous of this guy for being able to rock the Wardaddy (Brad Pitt in Fury) haircut. I tried, it only made me look like Zippy the Pinhead.