Stryker can has
@stryker
Disappointing yourself by proxy. Bipolar, atheist, software engineer, introvert, generally kinda lost, he/him Not to brag, but cats tend to like me.
It may have been a different era, but there were always signs I was gonna be a bit of a disaster.
Literally. This was a rich orange all through, but all that gets captured of the actual orb is this indistinct off-white 🥲
I yearn for a return to sequential series numbering systems. This is getting ridiculous.
This looks really rough when blown up to bsky post size, but it's what I'd react with on Discord or Slack, so
You're a wonderful person and it's a pleasure to trade goofy replies with you. 💜
I would have liked this post anyway, but I want you to know that when I liked it, Bsky was displaying it like
I'm also missing any references to hell.. although I do have this picture of a White Claw machine and that's pretty on theme.
Further ruining future me's hearing or/ Listening to the *good* President (and Beartooth, and most importantly Bad Omens).
As an image with alt text since screen readers handle emoji art *very* badly
With apologies to @smbccomics.bsky.social (original: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah)
That moment when the dipshit actually says something kind of correct.
Every month I check it, and every month it confirms my suspicion that this is 100% not a monthly activity.