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Muggins here.

@stupidpenguin

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Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· 4d

Thought this was real for a second. 😅🤣

Thought this was real for a second. *sweaty* *cry laugh* A Rough Collie dog lay on a table behind some glass, is a stuffed toy.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· 5d

International cats day 🎉 🐈‍⬛

Two black cats sat on a dark cyan pouffe.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· 11d

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you? A drawing of Dame Judi Dench with the body of a female bodybuilder wearing a blue bikini. JUDI HENCH

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· 15d

If you see this post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Two young boys posing in a karate stance on a driveway wearing white karate outfit with red belts.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· 25d

I don't make the rules. 🤷‍♂️

I don't make the rules. 🤷‍♂️ Cerulean calendar with penguin drinking an orange cocktail with a pink umbrella sat in a pink unicorn inflatable. FUCK THIS SHIT July 2026.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jul 14

@abiclarkecomedy blue tick musical note Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds • Three Lions...
'I watched England in the World Cup. I don't regularly watch football but...'
'I'd never seen them make a guy lie down behind all the others for a free kick before' Picture of a free kick with one of the Argentina players laying behind the free kick wall.
'Sorry... that is so embarrassing. I didn't know one of the football positions was 'cuck''

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jul 11

Molly can't watch. #ENGNOR

Molly can't watch. #ENGNOR Black cat 🐈‍⬛ laying across a white windowsill with her head propped out of the open window.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jul 9

Free Blackfish

Still from the documentary Blackfish.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jul 3

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jun 30

Drop an image from your favourite film. 🖤

Forrest Gump sat on the bench.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jun 29

Monochrome Monday, t-shirt of Frank from Donnie Darko.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jun 22

Finally got the key 🗝️ to Lego City.

Finally got the key🗝️ to Lego City. Lego City Undercover. 72:29:17 100% Rex Fury (Robber) • Lego City Police Department • Building Model Citizens• Protect and Serve.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jun 17

Scottish World Cup Fans has given Boston the Glasgow treatment with placing cones on statues. secretglasgow_

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Jun 13

🏆 Win FIFA World Cup Final tickets worth £75,000 for two tickets!⚽

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· May 28

Very punny.

Two fathers with their children. "Have you met my daughter Beth?" "And what's Beth short for?" Looks into the distance, "Because she's only three."

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· May 25

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you have in your phone

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· May 25

Almost in Switzerland!

A boat with white sails on a lake with trees and rockface. Almost in Switzerland!

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· May 24

Out of office announcement. 🌞🇨🇭

Out of office! announcement. Melty face. Hotel room with a map of London on the wall. Man fully clothed laying on bed propped up by pillows.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· May 9

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· May 1

White T-shirt; ARE YOU CHILDISH? YES NOb (crude drawing of a penis)

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Apr 20

🤣

A ginger cat flying a fighter jet. "Me at war defending China because I accepted TEMU's terms and conditions without reading them.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Apr 13

Peak.

Peak. bad joke of the day 🤭 FROG: i said hi in the kitchen and no one answered but... the microWAVED @momokakkoii

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Apr 8

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Mar 31

Let's go Jamaica! 🇯🇲 TV screen showing Jamaican players. Congo DR Vs Jamaica.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Mar 29

Share a reality TV show you are (or were) completely obsessed with. 📺

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Mar 27

A knitted banana with black dot eyes and a smile, laying on a wooden surface. We'd like to interrupt to show you a seductive banana.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Mar 4

M83 at the Trinity Centre Bristol in 2016. Such a great gig!

Band on stage with spotlights, obscured by the heads of the crowd.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A multicoloured daisy flower mural.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Feb 22

I was a dreamer.

Young boy in a navy t-shirt and blue shorts laying on the grass cross-legged.

Muggins here.@stupidpenguin· Feb 21

Embossed purple heart, I can be way weirder. @cozynerdythings