Sue

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Cancer survivor. Chocoholic. Idiot. #MDANT.

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Sue@suepook· 8d

“Friends” is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe-living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Sue@suepook· 27d

If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses. (I’m the one in the blue bikini!)

A marvellous woman and small child are on a beach some time in the early 1970’s. The woman is sitting on a deckchair smiling and the child is playing in the sand with a bucket and spade. They are both wearing bathing costumes and sunglasses. That marvellous woman was my mum. And I miss her.

Sue@suepook· Jul 20

Alanis Morrisette just exploded.

A photo of Angela Rayner with the headline ‘Angela Rayner appointed housing secretary’

Sue@suepook· Jun 25

Chippy tea! (Alfresco!)

Sue@suepook· Jun 24

While I might not be enjoying these ferocious temperatures much, the contents of my front-door planter are bloody loving it!

Loads and loads of lovely pink and purple and white flowers in a planter

More lovely pink and purple and orange and white flowers in the same planter

Sue@suepook· Jun 4

A picture that captures your essence

A grey haired lady in 1970's style glasses and hat is pulling a face, wearing green gloves and giving us the finger. Good on yer, Grandma!

Sue@suepook· May 30

That ‘doctor’ should be struck off.

BBC News headline ‘Trump in excellent health after annual checkup, his doctor says’

A photo of George Orwell next to a quote from ‘1984’ - ‘The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command’.

Sue@suepook· May 24

Nope.

A screenshot of the Met Office app
showing the temperature where I live will reach an unbearable 30 degrees tomorrow.

Sue@suepook· May 24

Afternoon’s sorted!

It’s my garden. There’s a blue striped deckchair on the left. A table next to it on the right with an iPad, a book and a nice cuppa tea on it. Max the Golden Retriever is lying at the foot of the deckchair looking up at the camera and smiling. He’s looking forward to an afternoon of sitting in the shade, relaxing and eating sticks. As am I. Apart from the sticks. Obvs.

Sue@suepook· May 15

Morning!

Two giraffes, father and son, stand in an enclosure looking to the right where, presumably, their food is.

Sue@suepook· May 14

I’ve woken up to worse views than this! #zoo #holidays #giraffes

Two giraffes are eating from branches hung above them, in an enclosure surrounded by small lodges.

Sue@suepook· May 7

Max wants you to vote for him. He promises lots of cuddles, sloppy kisses, waggy tails galore and he and his friends will poop on the lawn of anyone who voted for Reform 😀 #dogsatpollingstations

Max the Golden Retriever is sitting in front of a Polling Station sign. He is smiling his Golden smile and wondering why he’s not allowed to vote. Most unfair!

Sue@suepook· May 2

Post your warning sign.

A yellow warning sign with a silhouette of a stick person falling, their hands waving above their head. The sign says ‘CAUTION JAZZ HANDS.

Sue@suepook· May 1

Today was spent celebrating hubby’s birthday with a trip to Leeds. The highlight was afternoon tea at the Kitty Cafe where we met many magnificent floofs and somehow managed to resist the temptation to take them all home.

A beautiful tabby cat lies on a purple cushion.

A black and white cat is on a table trying to eat a small pot of jam

A mighty grey floof of a cat is sleeping, one little paw showing his toe beans.

A tabby cat sits staring out of a window with a plant in the foreground.

Sue@suepook· Apr 24

🎵 Karma karma karma karma karma cham-elephant!🎵

Headline reads: "Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa.
Beneath it is a photo of a man with the corpse of a magnificent lion that he presumably killed. The cunt.

Sue@suepook· Apr 16

Immigrant woman goes back to her home country after decades of absence to join a bunch of modern day neo-Nazis marching against *checks notes* immigration. Fuck off, Skeletor.

Sue@suepook· Apr 5

Well, it *is* a Bank Holiday Weekend!

The opening titles of The Great Escape’ on a big screen.

Sue@suepook· Mar 29

Sue@suepook· Mar 21

I'll be rolling this out. Form an orderly queue.

Sue@suepook· Mar 17

For those of a certain age… 😂

A mocked-up BBC News article, headlined ‘Actor John Alford cause of death confirmed’ The article text reads ‘A fellow prisoner stated “He was in the prison canteen eating his lunch when all of a sudden a giant sausage on a fork smashed through the ceiling, killing him instantly”.

Sue@suepook· Feb 21

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Sanjeev Bhaskar dressed up as a pirate with the caption ‘couldn’t give a shit!’

Sue@suepook· Feb 18

Chippy tea!

A plate of fish and chips with a side of mushy peas, fresh from the chippy. Nomnomnom!

Sue@suepook· Feb 2

Always worth remembering.

A meme entitled ‘How to Relax’ showing four photos of women in poses matching the captions. Photo 1: Drink Tea. Photo 2: Take a Bath. Photo 3: Meditate. Photo 4: Tell Everyone to Shut the Fuck Up!

Sue@suepook· Jan 25

Today: 3 Blackbirds, 3 Blue Tits, 2 Coal Tits, 1 Dunnock, 1 Robin and 1 Eurasian Bullfinch (ooh!), 4 Jackdaws, 4 Woodpigeons, 3 Magpies and of course our usual 2 squirrels! I'll send in today's as they're a better example of what we usually get, plus BULLFINCH! #BigGardenBirdwatch

A Dunnock on a bird feeder. Tiny bird that I always mistook for a sparrow.

A blurry photo of a Eurasian Bullfinch sitting on a branch.

A Robin on a bird feeder station. He's a regular visitor to our garden and I call him 'Dad'.

Sue@suepook· Jan 15

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.

Daisy and Tim from Spaced, played by Jessica Hynes and Simon Pegg.

Sue@suepook· Jan 15

Lovely dog walk to start the day. Cold but sunny. Just over a mile walked and 4,400 steps stepped. This one enjoyed himself, too!

Max the Golden Retriever sits on the grass with some rocks behind him. A tennis ball is by his feet and he would very much like you to throw it for him, thank you kindly!

Sue@suepook· Jan 12

#ChickenDishesInASongOrMovie "Can you hear the drums from Nando's?"

Abba's 'Fernando' single sleeve showing Benny and Bjorn playing guitars in front of a campfire while Frida and Agnetha smile beside them.

Sue@suepook· Jan 2

I think Millie approves of the new rug.

A calico and white cat is curled up on a grey rug in front of a lit wood burner. There is a Christmas tree behind her, twinkling away.

Sue@suepook· Jan 1

It's New Year's Day so that can mean only one thing... ...time to fill out the 2026 calendars with this year's Bin Collection Days! Yeah. Rock and/or roll.

A laptop showing the bin collection dates with two large 2026 calendars with Golden Retrievers on them.

Sue@suepook· Dec 30

She was sacked just before they recorded ‘Wannabe’